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THE BEAR | 4.05 Ayo Edebiri as Sydney Adamu
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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) // HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012)
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Composure: Let's try to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
Check: CRITICAL FAILURE
Electrochemistry: 📢 DAMN YOU'SE A SEXY BITCH 📢
Morale -1. Kim's respect for you -3.
Sexy Bitch by David Guetta ft Akon is a kinda Harry Du Bois coded ass song
#do u see my vision#i learned the lyrics to that song for this post btw which is how i learned it's not 'who's a sexy bitch'#its fucking yousa like jar jar binks style. okay. 👍
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Sexy Bitch by David Guetta ft Akon is a kinda Harry Du Bois coded ass song
#its listening to a guy fail the roll in real time. wonderful song.#early 2010s misogyny was something else. we used to be so much funnier about it
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sam winchester in wendigo, supernatural 1.02
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a new reaction pic dropped
#she was so fucking funny for saying absolutely not get it tf together im wearing open toed shoes#and he literally listened lmfaoo she told that man hey. stop that. and he went ur so right no more drama.#the bear
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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.
#genuinely some of you are fucking ghouls#or ppl from countries with gun control making jokes abt how superior we are for not having school shootings#did you win the interaction did u prove your superiority did u collect ur woke points do u feel good about dunking on the dead children
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Hate [this country]? No, how should I? How does one hate a country, or love one? [...] I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving it a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply? What is love of one's country; is it the hate of one's uncountry?
—Ursula K. Leguin, The Left Hand of Darkness
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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic



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fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free
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Kyle Gallner as Benson
THE PASSENGER (2023) dir. Carter Smith
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JACK O'CONNELL as REMMICK SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
#the nails they gave him were sauurr good#loved when they went full nosferatu in the final scene#sinners
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