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#i mean. im not a fan of that original kitchen either but good lord#also i like having walls and like. rooms. open floor plan can go to hell#also they fucked the landscaping by moving that door. its uglier on the outside too#that cute curved kitchen peninsula is now an ugly rectangle
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66992527
Y'ALL THIS IS THE COOLEST FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN.
It is a complete narrative about SecUnits on a Planetary Survey trying to communicate and keep their clients safe while dealing with the restrictions of their govmod.
IT IS ALSO A FULLY INTERACTIVE GAME OF MINESWEEPER.
The story is told BY PLAYING MINESWEEPER.
This fic is criminally underrated go look at it!!!
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I feel like the average tumblr user is under the impression that eunuch advisors were a medieval European thing??? Not where that was going down
#huh#yeah no#not sure where this came from#i was under the impression the average tumblr user didnt give much thought at all to eunuchs like. in general#also that cat comic where she calls her neutered cat faithful eu uch. is because the cat is neutured so its funny
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Blue Birch Woods no.1
by Jef Bourgeau.
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Most people tend to agree that Ao3 is the go-to fanfiction site nowadays, but some of you really need to remember that older fandoms (and fandoms up through the early 2010's even) have a LOT of content on places like FF.net, Livejournal, Wordpress, etc. Some people even still post there and elsewhere exclusively. Like, you're truly missing out in those cases if you think Ao3 is the end all and be all of fandom content. I was still actively using LJ communities to find and share fics until around 2020.
I've even been reading for an old fandom of mine on FF.net this past week. Y'all don't even know. There are literally FAR more fics there than can be found on Ao3 simply because of when this fandom began.
Ao3 is easier to use and superior in almost every way, but too many people think that all "quality" fic or all fic in general is on Ao3 without considering what was available beforehand. Too many people think all fanfiction on fanfiction.net is bad just because it's on fanfiction.net. They don't even think about the older blogging sites.
I'm just saying. Y'all are missing out by not being open to navigating the fandom archives and spaces that dominated before Ao3 got here.
#oh absolutely#ffn has tons of really good fic#i never found livejournal easy to use but i know theres lots of good stuff there too#and forums are a dying breed but they also have stuff if they're still around
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Nostalgia and the Nicer Things ⭐ 'I think today is just a good day' Prints | Ko-fi | Patreon | Bluesky
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Super weird to have innocuously added a silly personal anecdote to a post you didn't realize was super popular...
Only to have it cross your dash a week later and find out that like 12,000 people think you're lying.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#oh nooo#i laughed#holy shit you looked like a cult#anyway is this the person talking about using the shoelaces post or whatever to confirm their boss was on tumblr?#because when i worked at the dollar store one of my cashiers did that to me lmao#i know its not op because im still mutuals with my cashier#listen yes. it could happen to youuu#idk why people would call that fake
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So I'm reading academic articles about werewolves for Reasons, and I've come across this one study describing a possible link between the delusion of lycanthropy with severe depressive disorder, which is very interesting and all, but guys-
They identified eight cases of lycanthropy within a certain area over a twenty year period for the purpose of the study. Seven of eight reported to have changed into dogs (i.e. traditional lycanthropic delusion). And that last one, you might ask?
Well, you see, number eight reported transforming into a cow.
Now as you might imagine, this is quite a rare report. In fact, aside from the biblical account of king Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, there is only one other known report of such a case also from Babylon circa AD 1000~ in which Avicenna describes one of his patients "who claimed he was a cow and bellowed like one."
Avicenna apparently told his patient that a butcher was on the way to slaughter him and tied him up. Then he left, returned dressed as a butcher, told the guy he was too lean to be butchered and he had to put on some weight. He untied the guy who then began to happily eat, regained his strength, and was reportedly cured of his delusion.
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younger siblings am i right
#listen. statistically the younger sibling hasnt been told no nearly as often and also theyre younger and more pitiful#therefore! probably will get a yes? worth a shot at least#weve all been there#those of us with siblings at least have probably been there idk#i remember telling my younger brother he should ask at least lmao#and you know what. he did get a yes way more often imo#batman
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I keep seeing posts about "could your OC do X" and they always confuse me because there's not so much you can do with a singular OC. I've been assuming everyone who makes OCs has a portfolio of them, some who interact and some who don't, but then I remembered I'm wrong a lot of the time.
If you have one project with a lot of OCs and a few OCs in other projects, you can vote for the project that has the most OCs if you like. I do intend to vote for the one project with the most characters.
#i have a fantroll i think of when i see those questions#but i also have like. support characters for that character and also ocs in other things and also some original fiction ive worked on#which are naturally composed entirely of ocs so#theres a range of them
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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?
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