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Mira and Zoey meeting Jinu’s tiger for the first time~ 🥰

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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

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i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

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i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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its raining :))

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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Let it be known that my cool, emotionally distant lone-wolf personality quirk has yielded no benefit whatsoever to my social prospects

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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does anyone who’s read the book Blood Lines by Nelson and Alex DeMille know if it gets better? i’m in chapter five and the plot is so interesting to me but there is only one woman character in it that is very clearly Written By Men ᵗᵐ and i had to put it down because it got so bad.

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When you say "fanfiction should be censored" you are normalizing the idea of censorship, amplifying conservative views of sex, and endangering queer media.

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PLEASE

If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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BREAKING NEWS: EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED FATHER TRIES TO SHOW AFFECTION

Tiny Tim needs some validation and love.

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huge fan of when the good guys are themed on dark colors and spiky scrappy punk aesthetics and the bad guys are themed on light colors and angelic imagery and order. always such a banger.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time