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jaskier knows geralt is flirting, he's just still angry

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I want Jaskier to stand there and creatively insult me to my face.

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Jaskier’s Unauthorized and Unofficial Trailer | Making The Witcher | Netflix 

“Jaskier wasn’t very pleased with his role in the Netflix official trailer for Making The Witcher. So he made his own. You’re welcome.”

THEY’RE ONTO US

THEY KNOW HOW TO PLEASE THE FANS

i’m screaming!!!

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Just some modern Geraskier memes 

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“𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖? 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒂𝒕 ?”                                                                                                                 “𝑫𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒎𝒂𝒏?”

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ok but can we talk about how TENDER jaskier is in the books PLEASE

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Here to shitpost

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I binge watched unsolved yesterday.

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#a summary

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the nice part is that you don't know who's saying it to who

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Geralt: Bard—

Jaskier: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don’t you dare call me 'bard'.

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Jaskier + book quotes | the idea by @rayrotho

I wonder how many of these were scripted…

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Geralt: Jaskier, can I speak to you in private for a moment?

Jaskier: Ooooh, someone's in trouble!

Jaskier: It's me, I don't know why I did that.

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Geralt + The Butt

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Wow, Joey, you’re so good at baking.

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