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Alternative Zukka meet-cutes for the discerning consumer:

-deli-counter flirting (meat-cute?)

-Sokka has a coffee shop and one day Zuko burns it down

-Sokka and Zuko run neighboring and hyper-competitive ice cream stands

-Zuko likes street racing and misunderstands what a drag race will entail

-Zuko wants to waste Ozai’s money and Sokka sells NFTs

-mutual hatred of upstairs neighbor and intersecting schemes for vengeance (“wait, I thought that was my pipe bomb”)

-Sokka accidentally dials Zuko’s number while phone-banking for Bernie Sanders

-Sokka deliberately dials Zuko’s number while phone-banking for Bernie Sanders

-roller derby rivals

-insurance fraud

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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i have been drawing and characterising aged up gaang for a ambassador!sokka x firelord!zuko au and just realised i spent way too much time and energy on katara instead of focusing on the actual zukka

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waltuh, you can't kill the moon spirit waltuh

the whole world depends on that balance waltuh

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made a uquiz

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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#he sit 🤏

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no one is straight in the modern warfare reboot, here's my headcanons that no one asked for:

- price: on the aroace spec, maybe he's attracted to men but he can't think of himself in a relationship and he works too much anyway

- laswell: lesbian, the only thing we know is that she has a wife but i'm just sure she's 0% attracted to men

- gaz: pan but i think he would be the kinda person who's just too focused with their job to actually get in a relationship

- farah: also on the aroace spec and she definitely likes women, i don't think she labels herself and doesn't really care, she easily forms strong platonic bonds tho

- alex: that man is a boykisser, trans gay man for the win 100%

- ghost: gay. the most repressed and in denial gay man you'll ever see. he has too much sex related trauma and thinking about his sexuality makes him uncomfortable. he finally figures out he's gay when him and soap become really close friends but he buries himself deep in the closet

- soap: probably bi with a preference for men, also he's demisexual, he doesn't fall very easily but once he meets ghost he's head over heels after like 2 weeks of knowing him

- alejandro: bisexual with a preference for bad bitches, no question asked, i think we can all agree with that

- rodolfo: honestly idk, he's been in love with alejandro his whole life (childhood best friends to lovers except it takes them like 30 yrs to get together even tho they always crushed over each other) and i think he doesn't care about labels, if you asked him he'll probably say he's alejandrosexual

- valeria: bisexual with a heavy preference for women, she wholeheartedly despises men so she hardly ever finds herself attracted to one, doesn't really care about romantic relationship because she "doesn't have time to waste"

- roach: TRANS AND AROACE (am i projecting? yes what are you gonna do about it? i grew up playing the og mw and i loved him so now i make him me) he just chills, zero interest in romantic relationships but very easy to be friends with

- könig: gay? maybe??? he's also on the aroace spec because i desperately need representation. we don't know a lot about him and his personality apart from being socially anxious and cocky so idk???

- horangi: doesn't label himself, he's down bad for könig and thats enough

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the first time ghost and soap kiss they hold each other's faces gently and at some point soap brings his hands down to ghost hips and slightly pulls away to say "ow, my harms are getting tired" and ghost watches him with the most loving look of all times and chuckles, soap returns the look and immediately says "WAS THAT A LAUGH? oh my god it was, i just made the ghost laugh by making a lame joke after kissing him?" and ghost responds "don't let it go to your head" but he can't stop smiling "it's a bit too late for that" and with that soap starts kissing ghost all over his face making him laugh even more

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ghost and soap sparring and they're very good at putting on a show but it's summer so they are shirtless and sweaty and obviously flirting so the group of rookies that was watching them slowly dissolves because the whole thing is becoming way too homoerotic

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ghost and soap constantly making the most unhinged dark jokes (or lame dad jokes, no in between) that only the two of them find funny and everyone else is like "i'm glad you two found each other but please stop"

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Ghost: just realized that my bf never asked me to be his bf and we never established we are dating. We just live together and have a baby together. But we don't have an anniversary or anything. Omg are we dating? Is it too late to ask what are we? What if we are just friends?

Ghost: I just asked him if we are dating and he said "we just bros" and hit his chest with his fist then peace signed me???

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ghost: my superior said "really? him?" when i told him i was dating johnny and i think about that a lot

soap: price speaking facts, i am not the one

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can we talk about how soap is the perfect height for ghost to just go and kiss him on the forehead without having to lean down or up, they're just perfectly aligned. like:

ghost: i would rather die than give you a little kiss on the forehead

soap: :(

ghost: *kisses him* i was lying, i'm a fucking liar

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ghost: i don't want you to die.

soap: you love me so much it makes you look stupid