This is what the government doesn’t want to tell you
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Seth you have the chance to do the gayest thing ever. I want hentai yaoi level of Venom and Eddie sex. Get voice actor that did Leon in dead by daylight too
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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Anne: Wait....you're bisexual? I mean......how??
Eddie: I dunno. It started out as 7-Day free trial but I forgot to cancel it and here we are.
#spicy Symbiote subscription service
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I heard somewhere that Venom 3 will have a song performed by Adele. This is true?
I have absolutely no idea, but I wish I knew.
If she IS going to have a song for Venom 3, I think we all better prepare because we know that woman is capable of making some of the most HEART-WRENCHING SONGS EVER.
Skyfall, When We Were Young, Someone Like You, To Be Loved ... I think I'll actually pass away if this is true.
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shit man this got me emotional
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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Looking through my recent new followers and realizing that more actual humans followed me in the last week or so than porn (or other various) bots. Neat! This is the first time that's happened in a while! Thanks actual humans.
Note: Some of you need to set an avatar pic though, the tumblr default will get you auto-blocked by lots of users.
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did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)
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the infinite cycle of my life
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LET THEM HAVE GAY DANCE LET THEM HAVE A GAY DANCE LET THEM-
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Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"
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