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Washing machines are hot, but you get used to them the longer you're I'm them
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Don quixote is such a comedic tale, it's a delusional schizophrenic and his bro going around in search of problems to fix but they just end up beating themselves sillier and every who meets them only takes a few pages to see that don quixote is very clearly unwell and sancho (his aforementioned bro) is just trying to make sure they don't fumble everything worse than they do
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I seldom post anything, but Luigi is cool and hot and innocent of crime, both of them.
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Being spin in a washing machine hurts when you hit your side more than your upside-down
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Is Halloween time, remember to bury your skeletons so that they'll be ready to harvest by whatever number October ends at
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*insert Rebecca Black's "Friday"*
Wahoo!
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Call me class the way I be in class
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I had like 2 dreams and all remember is guy putting on a crown and shooting a death beam, after that the another guy said his shield had arms and a third dude asked me how cartwheeling with it would work
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Every weekend feels like a holiday (:
(Specifically Sunday)
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I had a dream where I got lost in a store looking for apple juice then I stole from someone who stole spells and the I could swap gender stereotypes then I saw a picture of Susie deltarune then thought "people wouldn't like her if she was a guy" then I woke up
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Only cowards who's bloodline will die out look the the expiration date of snacks
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