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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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あつくなく　あたたかく

かつ　まぶしくないとなると

このじきは　ひなたのハコ　になるわよね

I should choose the box under the sunshine if it's not hot, but warm, and not dazzling in this season...

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me playing disco elysium for the first time: "wow this art is beautiful and such an interesting story, i cant wait to learn more!"

the voices in harrys head after any minor inconvenience:

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原稿しています💪💥

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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

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☕ Cozy Manticore 🧣

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dwarves would be enthralled with midwestern casserole dishes

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Been on that Eve art binge so you know what that means.

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I love seeing random dresses on the internet and putting characters in them.

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did it work

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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コルリ（Siberian blue robin）