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high thought of the night

it’s crazy to think a lot of the fandom would be sucking jason’s dick if he wasn’t so prep school-generically attractive. if he was a little more rugged, shaggier hair, maybe some stubble, his haters would have thrown every excuse in the book at his actions and i’d be seeing a lot more of x reader fics for him floating around lol

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you all have NO IDEA how pissed i am at how Stranger Things will make and flesh out a character to be so heavily 80s based on particular movie characters, so appealing and intriguing, hell they’ll even sprinkle in a ton of personality—and then you’ll NEVER see the character again. EVER.

it’s like that one fucking season of spongebob where every side character was alarmingly detailed and personally styled only to never appear again—i HATE it! either give or do not give, but no more give and then TAKE BACK. I KEEP.

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BLADE dir. stephen norrington

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so, none of you are gonna write it? 🤨

if god was real, i’d be in a hot bubble bath with my back pressed against Steve’s wet, hairy chest.

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absolutely nothing could make me hate you, jeanette turner. they could NEVER.

CRUEL SUMMER S01E01 | Happy Birthday, Jeanette Turner

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made this for you guys ♡

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a little something from the vault. enjoy a little dad!eddie munson x mom!reader and their baby who knows her parents aren’t slick. from the pennyverse, of course. hope you like it :) ♡

You’re peaking your head out of the small kitchen, watching with a fond smile and a full heart as Eddie stretches out on the couch. In his arms, resting on his chest, is your angel of a baby girl. A few months old and developing a funny little personality. That personality does not enjoy napping. 

Penny’s got an extreme case of FOMO; can’t shut those big beautiful, brown eyes of hers if anyone else is awake or existing without her. Hence why your husband is pretending to sleep, though his hand maintains a steady patting rhythm on the baby’s back.

You can tell Penny is tired, rubbing her face with her balled up hands and into Eddie’s shirt out of frustration. Her curls all mussed up from the displays of agitation and from her dad’s fingers combing through the soft tufts over and over again (he can’t help himself, she’s much too cute and her hair is ridiculously soft). After every single little wiggle she does to fight off sleep, she goes real still and cranes her head up to stare at Eddie, who immediately drops his head back onto the pillow, eyelids flying shut. 

Eddie even adds in a few loud, cartoon snores and memememes which have you fighting to control your giggles.

Penny’s stare is unwavering though and you can’t prove it, but you’re positive that even as a baby—she does not trust either you or Eddie to actually be sleeping while putting her down for her naps (you’ve caved a few times—it wasn’t your fault though, whenever you tried the fake sleeping bit, she’d cry to purposely ‘wake’ you up).

Her stare lasts a few moments longer and you can see the twitch of Eddie’s lips, he’s fighting not to smile. Luck is on his side, Penny’s head lulls and then shakes as she once more tries to keep sleep at bay, rubbing her cute little face and those chubby cheeks into her daddy’s shirt.

Eddie makes the mistake of peaking an eye open too early—Penny stills and her head snaps up to catch him and you don’t bother to hide your laugh at his groan as she begins to whimper, having caught on to her daddy’s trick.

“Shhh, sweet pea, please. Close those pretty eyes.” He begs, fingers gently stroking over Penny’s eyelids to close them, and Eddie holds his fingers in place, hoping when he retracts them, her lids will stay closed.

Her eyes snap open the moment he pulls his fingers away and Eddie repeats the gesture, gently dragging her eyelids closed again as she whimpers, “No, you keep those watery eyes closed and to yourself, young lady.”

It’s an empty threat, Eddie’s already readjusting her as he sits up, shooting you a playful glare as he spots you. His next sentence is still directed at the baby in his arms, “You can’t keep getting away with this.”

Penny just whimpers and whines louder as she becomes more fussy, wiggling in her dad’s arms.

“Oh, yeah. You’re not getting out of this one, you are in desperate need of a na-AAHHH! AHHH! HELP! HELP!” Eddie yelps as Penny grasps onto his hair, pulling it with all her might. She can’t even crawl yet, and somehow, she’s got the strength of Hercules in that chunky, dimpled little fist. Eddie’s head is yanked to the side and he’s positive some of his hair will remain in her fist after he gets her to release him.

“Ow, ow—little help here, baby!” He calls out to you and you’re laughing the entire time as you pad over, taking her wrist into one hand as you gently pry her little fingers open. It’s a bit of a challenge, you get one little piggy to release its ironhold, and the moment you move onto the next, she clenches it back into place. 

When you’re down to her pinky, Penny immediately lunges for the curls dangling over Eddie’s other shoulder, and he doesn't grab her other wrist quick enough to stop her, “OH MY GOD, YOU CUTE LITTLE DEMON! Stop it! Release me at once!”

“Hey—she was part of your sperm count.” You can’t stop giggling and Eddie doesn’t look all that amused as he winces when Penny gives a particularly harsh tug on the hair in her other fist, still whimpering.

“I’m acutely aware—ow—that’s why I called her a cute demon—ahah, get it?—OW. Insider knowledge—ow! Okay, that’s it. You are taking this nap whether you like it or not now, you’ve just made this personal.”

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if god was real, i’d be in a hot bubble bath with my back pressed against Steve’s wet, hairy chest.

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This is so random, but I know for a fact that when the kids were born they all had a head full of hair lol

ARE YOU IN MY WALLS?

I’m writing about pushing out the last one right this very minute, and her little hairy head has been mentioned several times—all of them gave reader heartburn for sure.

came out ready with a head of hair ready to be styled lol

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you’ve turned me from a casual beyoncé listener to now having the new album on repeat ( it’s so fucking good holy shit )

this is it. i’ve peaked. there’s nothing else after this.

i could write a thesis on it. it’s finger licking good.

the hold that blackbird, ii most wanted, 16 carriages, ya ya and daughter have on me is a lil concerning tho, ngl cause my emotions are ricocheting everywhere lol

i’m glad i was able to lure you over to the light, STREAM COWBOY CARTER 24/7! 🤠

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I too started listening to Chappell roan bcs you mentioned her so thank you!! I’m so picky with music but love finding new stuff I enjoy 💘

Clutching my tit rn, what an honor!!

I totally get you on the pickiness tho. i’m one of the people who is always searching for good music—and yet i will rarely ever listen to recommendations but i’ll become a fan if i come across it on my own (radio, tiktok audio, apple music, background song from a tv show/youtube clip, etc.). It’s like when someone recs a show to you and you’re POSITIVE that shit is gonna suck so you simply don’t watch it until like months later when you’re bored enough and discover it’s an actual masterpiece.

hope you love our gay synth midwest princess! 🩷

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marty: i can’t stop cheating on my wife bruh

rust subplot:

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Are you okay, did you get the spider? 👀

Or did it get you

flattened that bitch and washed it down the drain 🫡

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get your hairspray or dry shampoo and a lighter and light that bitch up!!! That pick got me itchy as fuck looking around my room now

Also brown recluse spiders usually have like a mandolin or violin design on them and it didn't look like it had one but also I passed that photo real quick because of my arachnophobia

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EXCUSE ME?

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just saw the most australian ass looking spider in my home so i might have to stop with the drabble/blurbs/whatever tonight and pick up tomorrow so i can recover. that was legitimately the largest spider i have ever seen in my life.

and i’m not one who to be afraid of spiders 😳

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Yes yes you did convert me into a Chappell roan fan girl‼️ so far my favs are: My kink is karma , casual ( there’s this moment when she says “eat” and there’s a crack in her voice? , AHHHH I CANTT STOP LISTENING) Anddd Goodluck babe! 💌

Any other recs????

You’re very valid for that response to her voice crack. mine are California, Casual, Picture You and now Good Luck, Babe! It’s too good of a bop and the lyrics DESTROY me.

if you love her, you’ll love doja cat (but i’m assuming you already listen to her) and Zara Larsson (i feel like she’s heavily slept on or people only listen to her songs from 2017) but her album VENUS used synth and Can’t Tame Her is a song i want to have a moulin rouge level montage of me singing to. And Caroline Polachek! her stuff is pretty groovy, too! There’s also Santigold! And a bit of a throwback mention, if you haven’t listened to her already give Macy Gray a chance!