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Endless Fantasy High

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by the way, bobby dawn is going to hell. not just because he’s a terrible guy, but for what he did to sandra lynn

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Obsessed with Adaine’s “Why is Kipperlilly mad at Riz? Why didn’t she just kill her parents?” Girl, just because you killed your dad…

She’s right though, if you want to be interesting, just kill your dad.

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ICONIC KISSES IN SIR KENNETH MACMILLAN BALLETS

ROMEO AND JULIET {premiere in 1965, footage from 2019}

MANON {premiere in 1974, footage from 2018}

MAYERLING {premiere in 1978, footage from 2018}

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

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"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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don't do that again.

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Sometimes I think about how Esme Weatherwax desperately wanted to be the evil twin, but the logic of narrative causality constrained her to be good after Lilly turned evil.

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This is different from Al-Shifa:

There are images of decomposed bodies wearing what appear to be scrubs... with their hands tied. Meaning they were executed while bound. I will not be sharing them because I'm tired of showing our martyrs' bodies to people.

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cleric class

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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