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Love how youtube just called it "December-February recap" instead of winter recap this year like yeah that was not a winter

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-the way the very first line is "i used to dream about becoming an actress"

-the game calls the characters by name before they introduce themselves

-how every "outfit tips" lightbulb icon is chloe, and some of the things she says ("we have a funeral to attend")

-the fact that the train carriage is called the psyche

-the encounter with chloe where a parcel somehow shows up to you implicitly from her

-literally the entire scene with the dream about being strapped down in a blinding white room surrounded by people in white coats

-bianca wishing it was more acceptable for women to wear pants, and how it's later shown that chloe liked wearing pants

whether or not you like the true ending of the moravia express you have to admit the foreshadowing is insane

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whether or not you like the true ending of the moravia express you have to admit the foreshadowing is insane

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You know how there's those physical traits that you find attractive or think look cool, but you can't compliment people about that because those features aren't considered "conventionally attractive" and you know there's no way to point it out in any way that wouldn't feel like a cruel, sarcastic or backhanded compliment? Like when people have teeth like this:

Like the type that are set a bit above the other teeth, at an angle where they point outwards a little. I don't know if there's some actual medical reason why they need to be straightened or if they're painful if you don't get braces or something, but purely visually speaking I think those look cool as shit.

Like you've got fangs. Canines that put the 'canine' to a wolfish grin. That is the coolest shit ever and I can't tell someone that because they've been taught that having distinct teeth with character is wrong and bad. And I don't mean to be dramatic but I think that people who taught you to be self-conscious about having angled teeth should be ground to bonemeal and fed to cabbages.

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Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

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vedika from sleepless domain is a watcher

after looking it up and going "yeah that makes sense" I've determined I need to read sleepless domain

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there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

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will there ever be another lyric as great as "cause if god made us all in his image then gods a fucking nerd" because i doubt there will

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Maybe you just need to listen to the amazing devil at a volume that will give you hearing loss and then you'll rediscover the will to live

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

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who are you in the minecraft deep dark analog found footage horror podcast

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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

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“you’re good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential” I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES