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I agree, fantastic pair of tits! (I assume we're talking about these?)
I’m done feeling bad about myself today!!! I am smart and capable and I have great tits!!!!
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I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that Hideo Kojima is living his best life after leaving Konami. Not only did he get to frolic around with Mads Mikkelsen, he also got himself a sub. You think I jest but...


Translation: Refn is a kinkster who use his movies to express his kinks. He knows Kojima is a kinkster too who also puts his kinks in his games and that he’s going to use Refn for something that turns Kojima on, and Refn thinks that’s hot. Their’s is a relationship you probably shouldn’t dig too much into.
+ Bonus: confused and scared Kojima fanboys

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Luis Xertu (Mexican, b. 1985, Mexico City, Mexico, based Rotterdam, Netherlands) - Two Men on a Branch, 2024, Paintings: Plants, Acrylics on Canvas
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Smol Wake and his 300 smol clones <3
Made this as a little sticker set for my girlfriend's birthday gift, since we share this strong love for the Writer Guy. It doesn't include other two Zane variants (Veikko Alén and Thomas the Rhymer from Kuolonralli) and AWAN Alan for it to be ALL Alan Wake echoes but ehhhhhh, close enough LMAO
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Every time I'm in the private room, I keep glancing at Dollman like damn, doesn't it kinda suck that he's always on the shelf? If I were Sam, I'd totally cuddle with him! And of course, to me, this was just one of the sicko, absurdist thoughts I always have while playing games, so I didn't really expect anything to actually come from it ...however, I owe you an apology, Kojima, I obviously wasn't familiar with your game; clearly we are on the exact same freak wavelength.
He's just. Inexplicably there???? Cuddled into Sam's chest with both hands holding him?????? No explanation?????? Excuse me????? I don't think he'd be physically capable of crawling over to Sam to comfort him during his nightmare, so is the implication that Sam had went to bed holding him???? And the fucking dialog???? "There's such a thing as too tight"??? "I can't feel my legs"????? Kojima, you sick fuck(affectionate)
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i've always combined the two main interpretations of kobolds as lizards and dogs into one in my head
lizard dog.. log.. or dizard
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Okay internet...
Prayer circle for my boy, Nero, the tiny emperor.
He needs a very expensive radiation treatment and he might not make it through because of his heart.
He's my boy. He's my heart. Good thoughts and kind energy for my boy, internet, the finest little 7 pounds of cat there ever was or will be.





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