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lately when i've been going to bed i've been trying to imagine a darker shade of red than i did the night before
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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
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What do you mean they never meet im insane over this
EDIT: Hector's VA voice acted this for me!
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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget
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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
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you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder
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Every line in this video is iconic
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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay
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i don’t really care if an emmy nomination happened to your favorite actor it should have happened to jacob anderson instead
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Top 5 OCs to draw and/or create for?
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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke
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Top 5 paintings
Psyché et l'Amour (1889) by Bouguereau - if I didn't already love the myth of Eros and Psyche, seeing this thing in person is awe-inspiring.
also i have a mini print of it on a postcard in my room lol
2. Hillside Road and Car (1951) by Reg Mombassa - mum has a print of this in her place that I love!
3. The Lovers (1928) by René Magritte - The Punch Brothers you will always be famous
4. Children's Bush Tucker Dreaming (1972) by Johnny Warangkula Tjupurrula - Aboriginal Australian art is so fucking beautiful
5. Spa Monopole (1928) by Jean D'Ylen - another print my mother owns, I just love these kinds of art nouveau print advertisements
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Top 5 desserts
(<- guy who has diabetes) oh fuck yeah
Mango Sorbet - maybe one of the most perfect foods on earth
Turkish delight - in little plastic deli containers made by someones grandma only
Jalebi - there's a Nepalese place near my house that does all you can eat breakfast and I almost killed myself with these
Lemon cheesecake - no words just right
Oliebollen - they FUCK. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE SULTANAS. They FUCK.
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