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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

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i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this

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Sally Jackson Mamma Mia summer she hooks up with three seemingly normal guys and gets pregnant and has a baby and then smashcut 12 years later, there’s a world-ending prophecy and all three guys show up at her doorstep arguing over what do you mean you both broke the agreement too? Are you serious?

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it’s something you’ve done BY ACCIDENT, not ON ACCIDENT. The preposition “by” indicates agency or means, while “on” indicates position.

CAPITOL refers very specifically to the building(s) in which a seat of government is located, the name of which will generally be spelled with CAPITAL letters. As a bonus, it is of CAPITAL importance for a student of Greek architecture to know that the little platforms at the top of columns are also called CAPITALS.

RESPECTFULLY means something done with appropriate respect, while RESPECTIVELY is a clarifying adverb that indicates that a multiple term predicate applies to a multiple term subject in the order given. For example, apples and bananas are respectively red and yellow fruits.

You are AVERSE to things you don’t like, which probably include things that have an ADVERSE, or harmful, effect on you.

Any lesson with a clear practical example is an OBJECT lesson, especially if you are using tangible models to teach a concept (like counting blocks). “An ABJECT lesson” implies that the lesson is is extremely low in value or prestige, or self-abasing.

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.

Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.

BUT!

The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.

We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.

I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.

I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.

So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?

Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.

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“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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falling down the rabbit hole of a new ship and then realizing that most of the fics are written by (1) author who has some unfavorite patterns of characterization and relationship development sure is a Feeling

there’s nothing wrong per se with speed running a relationship via sexual tension or weird pregnancy dynamics, but this is sadly not what my long-drawn-out-mutual-pining obsessed heart desires :(

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

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Things my extremely Italian physics professor has said:

“If you are walking in the woods nearby Chernobyl, you will probably be fine. But if you pick something up off the ground and eat it, you will die of radiation poisoning. Of course you may die if you eat things from the ground in other places, also, but likely not of radiation.”

“Unfortunately there is nothing I can teach you that will prevent you dying if there is on your house a hydrogen bomb. That is a politician problem. If any of you are president later, please do not hydrogen bomb my house.”

“Radioactivity could perhaps be used by terrorists, but it has not yet. Likely this is because terrorists do not study much physics.”

“Why is it that physics graduate students cannot make a nuclear bomb? It is not that they do not want to. They simply have not the money to buy the materials. Or anything else.”

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Do y’all wanna hear about some absolutely crazy shit going down in the birding world right now

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receive the ultimate blessings from the Year of Loong龙( wealth, luck and health) by 爱摆牌的龙龙

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all those traumatised by wild blue yonder raise your arms and why are they so long