Hospitals suck! Instead of getting out feeling better, I feel sad. So many sick people
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someone pick me up at 3AM and have night adventures with me
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Target is a great store… I love Target
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Thick thighs.
Never be ashamed of having thick thighs. The thicker the thighs, the more puppies you can fit on your lap.
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how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can
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Okay yeah, but does your favorite band put on ski masks and twitch uncontrollably on stage?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
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I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
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me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men
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did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
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me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:
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New GIPHY!
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I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are
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me: *has a crush*
me:
me:
me: *blocks them*
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