We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion
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jacking off without lubricant of ant kind " Freestyling"
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Ramattra Ravager my lord, I will obey your every command 🙏
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[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]
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Hollow Knight Ocs and Art post
I haven't posted any of my art as of recent, however I thought to grab a few of the things I've worked on for the past few months. Some pieces are a tad older than others, but they still are nice to look at.
Characters listed and credits!
Black Cross Moth (Malacoda), green bee + troupe design (Sonare), Selestia, Scarlet Swarm Elegance, Snuggles = Owned by me
Bug featured with Selestia (Jahe), Scarlet Swarm Grimm, vessel 1 (Vestige) = who belongs to @graphic-ginger
Scarlet Swarm Reimm, vessel 2 (Pepper), Ant getting kissed by Sonare (NULL) = Owned by @torturedbymemes
I might make a post on my involvement with the Vampire AU that Graphic Ginger is making :]
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HALLOWNEST DASHBOARD SIMULATOR
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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless
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op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns
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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE
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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different
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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us
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I’m gonna kill the king
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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”
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posts that have 10k notes. to me
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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME
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please come closer I’m a normal grub let me out of my jar I won’t bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
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born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest
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anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.
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reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex
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and art
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bro…
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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties
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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot
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the bride and her ugly ass groom......
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