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Bitches hate Dexter for his autistic swag

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I’m sorry how do so many slashers end up with the fattest asses

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Just started watching Dexter and he’s all “I am a sociopath” but he’s clearly just autistic

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They made Dexter too early I swear to God

He was delusional, he wore a dark green henley while murdering people, he had fat tits, his ass was huge, he wore Hawaiian shirts and stupid cargo pants, he was a father of three, he was a redhead, he had not one but TWO psychosexual incest relationships, he was a feminist, he was a widower, he was-

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i love watching my silly murder shows where the main guy is all like; "im a sociopath and evil" but really they're just autistic

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Please don't come to the church again. I mean that...with the greatest of compliments.

Andrew Scott as The Priest — FLEABAG: Series 2 (2019)

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ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

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FLEABAG (2016—2019) cr. Phoebe Waller-Bridge

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tiny tiny man

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You fell hard, I thought, “Good Riddance.” (Thiam, 5k, completed)

Summary:

“Fuck you.” He spits defensively, hands shaking.

“That’s kind of what got us here in the first place, Raeken.” He’s smug, walls flying up.

or: Liam plays a game of chase and Theo goes insane about it.

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Goldfish exploring a rotting rib cage. Inspired by a fish bowl shaped like a torso that I saw while out with friends.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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Thinking about the fact that in the last ep of TW when Monroe was defeated, all the canon couples were seen together.

We saw every single one:

-Morey in the hospital

-Stydia and Scalia in the library

-even Jackson and Ethan in the locker room.

So it’s interesting to me that the directors and writers really decided to show Theo and Liam together too, when they could’ve easily shown Liam by himself talking into the radio.

Why show Theo standing behind him?

It’s just more proof that they were meant to a canon couple idc what anyone says.

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thank you so much for the ask!!

🐚: do you like or dislike surprises?

in general, yes! tbh it's been my dream for a long time to have someone throw me a surprise birthday party cause i feel like it would be so awesome. i think surprises can be such a fun way to show that you love and understand someone, but i also think it's super important to make sure that you're respecting people's boundaries when planning surprises. in reading fic, i always love a good plot twist, as long as it's not an untagged major character death or something massively triggering.

🥤: recommend an author or fanfic you love

i literally have over 1200 fics bookmarked so it's so hard for me to pick even a couple fics to recommend so i'm just gonna recommend some of my favorite authors. for thiam, my absolute favorite is @eneiryu, who writes the most beautiful incredible post canon fics i've ever read in my life and has written genuinely some of my favorite fics of all time. also for thiam, but with some really good merlin fics too, is @istalria. if you haven't read their thiam brainrot series, do it right now. @attempted--eloquence writes the most beautiful and poetic shit i've ever read in my life, i have in fact literally cried reading more than one of their fics. also thiam: @theoceanismyinkwell, @raekensarcher, @inabottlelikelightning, @chasing-chimeras, @honeyscapes, and @fallingforboys are all absolutely incredible. also to round out the rest of my most-read ships, for firstprince i 100% recommend @clottedcreamfudge, @kiwiana-writes, @hypnostheory, and @railmedaddy (who also writes amazing schitt's creek and 911LS stuff!) a recent fave of mine has also been @sighonaraa who writes the literal best ted lasso fics EVER

🍄: share a headcanon for one of your favorite ships

okay one of my main headcanons for thiam (obviously, since i literally wrote an entire fic about it) is that in the elevator scene, theo heard liam's heart skip when he said he wouldn't die for him, so he fully knew he was lying but didn't say anything because he knew it wasn't the right time. totally different ship, but i also headcanon that alex and henry get tattoos in each other's handwriting post canon, probably of their favorite lines from one of the emails or a line of poetry they both love as a way of reclaiming something that was stolen from them