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how I look exiting a shop after admiring a trader 5 times a second for 19 hours and making him want to beat me to death with a hammer

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thieves guild members can't steal from eachother, so if rich people don't want to be robbed, why won't they join the thieves guild? are they stupid?

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mehrunes dagon meets sheogorath in the vessel of the hero of kvatch, the classic paradox of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable wall (of cheese)

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Every time I go into the bloodworks to level up my armorer on arena raiments I hope that Owyn gets accused of cheating by giving his combatants improved armor

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nords in windhelm who dont know where ulfric is going watching him ride to whiterun

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This picture from the UESP wiki page about mysticism is exactly what i was thinking about, but cooler

Me slowly levitating a sweetroll out of your pocket

I feel like the school of mysticism has so much more potential than what was expressed in TES. I can vividly imagine a dense orc really getting into magic because at some point he had a genius idea to learn telekinesis to yank bows out of archers' hands

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I feel like the school of mysticism has so much more potential than what was expressed in TES. I can vividly imagine a dense orc really getting into magic because at some point he had a genius idea to learn telekinesis to yank bows out of archers' hands

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mfw i am a nord who for some reason woke up on a ship to morrowind and everyone calls 2 daedric princes of lies and murder good and a prince of cheese bad

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thalmor when ulfric stormcloak calls khajiiti and dunmeri people slurs

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how Baurus looks at me while i explain that i did not kill the emperor and i did not take his amulet and i was not planning to escape through a secret tunnel and

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my phone telling me that there is no internet while i'm playing the there is no internet dinosaur game

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tough choice between paying taxes, living under a tyrant and taking vegas and passing it to the kings for shits and giggles

cmon guys

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M'aiq:

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weird how ncr collects dogtags from their soldiers but the legion doesnt take legionary ears you know what makes sense

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>reconsider the best side in the main story >decide to do a run for them >realize why you thought they weren't the best >so that means another side is actually the best >the neverending cycle begins again