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Timothy Drake-Wayne. Please. I'm begging nicely. Please blackmail the US government

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Getting kidnapped is paid time off

Y'know how the phrase the New York Minute is "a very short span of time" or, as some local New Yorkers have informed me, the amount of time it takes for the traffic light to turn green and for the cab behind you to honk their horn and shout "fucking move, asshole!"

The Gotham Minute is the amount of time it takes for you to step outside your door and see a crime. Or to commit a crime. No one's really picky.

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like oops you actually shot the exact mix of chemicals that treated my PTSD

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*pushing the Red Robin costume that Red Hood gave me tips on making accurate under my bed* haha who would do that

For Halloween, do not wear a domino mask, cowl, or helmet if you are dressing up as one of our vigilantes. This is both common courtesy and for your safety so you do not get mistaken for one if there is an emergency. 

We also advise those dressing as the more benevolent rogues to make sure that you do not look exactly like them. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but we do not need a repeat of Nightwing punching a civilian because he thought they were Harley Quinn.

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Sorry I was missing for so long! I know I already got back to my normal shitposting but I thought I should probably explain what happened.

I got kidnapped and trapped in another dimension for several months while I was visiting Portsmouth and I'm still getting back on my feet lol. I got back like a month ago but they had to keep me in the hospital until last week due to "severe nutrient deficiency" and "severe bone damage"

Last time I leave New Jersey for a while lmao. Literally. I don't think Duke is going to let me leave Gotham in the next decade.

But hey, I have internet access again. That's the most important part.

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Sorry I was missing for so long! I know I already got back to my normal shitposting but I thought I should probably explain what happened.

I got kidnapped and trapped in another dimension for several months while I was visiting Portsmouth and I'm still getting back on my feet lol. I got back like a month ago but they had to keep me in the hospital until last week due to "severe nutrient deficiency" and "severe bone damage"

Last time I leave New Jersey for a while lmao. Literally. I don't think Duke is going to let me leave Gotham in the next decade.

But hey, I have internet access again. That's the most important part.

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my boyfriend thinks it's hilarious btw

Muttering, "You can't adopt me I'm an adult" whenever I see Batman in person.

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Muttering, "You can't adopt me I'm an adult" whenever I see Batman in person.

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the signal boots light up like sketchers send post

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how do you feel about bane

According to my Mom, I bit him as a child once. I'm not sure if it's true and I can't ask her since she's dead but it sounds like something I'd do.

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The Waynes being chaotic on Twitter part ???

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Y'all ate that last one up. 😧

I think I'm gonna make this into a series lol. So this would be Part 4/?

Part 3

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I have no clue how he deals with Tim but he has no clue how I deal with Duke so it balances out

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@maribatshipper you sound like Tim lmao. A superhero kisses you once and suddenly you should ask him out.

Starting to think The Signal's favorite thing about being dayshift is that that means he can show up and walk me home from classes