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[rat-father]

Grandmas funeral is tomorrow and saturday and I'm boutta pull up in the lesbian fit

[rat-father]

Rip grandma, thanks for the expensive glasses, they'll safely gather dust on my shelf instead of in your cupboard 🤞

I hope she (very much a christian) got a giggle out of my 'perfect for wine and water, just like jesus' joke

[rat-father]

Iceberg can purr btw. he does it quite a lot. he told me that himself.

[rat-father]

There’s something about a whumpee just sitting down. Not fainting, necessarily. Maybe they’re just about to faint, and they quietly just kneel on the ground at a time and place that doesn’t make sense. They don’t even have the capacity or willingness to articulate why they need to abruptly stop and sit. Maybe they’re catatonic while the others look at them.

Maybe a caretaker can see the dull, vacant look in their eyes and immediately senses that something is seriously wrong. Maybe the fainting comes just a few moments later.

[rat-father]

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

[rat-father]

Why did I have to start my period today of all days I feel like God is attacking me personally

[rat-father]

Update she's definitely dying

No words can describe how haunting it is to look in the eyes of someone on their deathbed or how much of a reality check it is to have to see your mom mourn her own mother

My grandma is possibly dying and while my mom is sobbing my dad casually said "you can put her ashes next to [her dead husband] or in a cross"

Bro please read the room. she ain't even dead yet

[rat-father]

My grandma is possibly dying and while my mom is sobbing my dad casually said "you can put her ashes next to [her dead husband] or in a cross"

Bro please read the room. she ain't even dead yet

[rat-father]

A cannibal would consider Iceberg to be fresh frozen meat. think about that

[rat-father]

Two more weeks until the release of my wife ❤️❤️

She and her weapon will come home trust 🙏

Gotta distract myself with fanfic before I start going crazy

[rat-father]

I don't want to read fanfic about my blorbo I want to microwave him on high for two and a half minutes

[rat-father]

Transfem 049 is so real in my heart I was genuinely confused to see a ship with her getting tagged as m/m instead of f/m and I have to admit it's really not my proudest moment 😔

[rat-father]

No pain like writing 3k words then realizing you hate everything and need to start completely over

[rat-father]

What if i wrote a gearsberg mermaid au fic but it's actually just a disguise for my autistic ass rambling about what I think mermaid biology and culture would be like cuz I may or may not be doing that

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My entire life I wondered why we had a giant ass picture of a random woman on our wall and yesterday night my older sister informed me it's actually a picture of our mom when she was younger 💀

[rat-father]

The voices are telling me to write another gearsberg au fic

[rat-father]

Samsaras are just the objectively better versions of timeloops sorry I don't make the rules