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just finished cyberpunk edgerunners first season. if anyone needs me i will be sobbing in a corner

no happy endings in night city, eh?

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im incredibly late to the cyberpunk edgerunners party, but oh my god... holy shit... good lord...

the entire cyberpunk universe has me by the THROAT

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the "i can absolutely take this dinosaur to the mat" to "get this dinosaur out of here" pipeline being so so short made me absolutely lose it laughing. Maxwell Gotch the man that you are

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i love having a dropout subscription.

i paid 6.50 a month to watch 3 comedians dressed as the joker dancing to "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal

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He's baby.

Credit @wonderland-mp3

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Huh both Evan Kelmp and Riz Gukgak believe the only way to show their love for people is by being useful for them. Huh they're both played by people who normally DM games. Huh weird coincidence

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swifty the gingerbread man. character of all time

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everyone is so jealous of me bc i lead a monastic life..

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biblically accurate Criss Angel Mindfreak.

I will never be okay about this.

n e v e r

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You know, I have to wonder how Brennan's taking all the fanart and fan essays taking the "Blimey" moment (which, reminder, made Brennan leave the set briefly from the sheer ridiculousness of it) dead seriously. Like, did this bit end up making him lose his shit twice because of this?

(sorry this is so late wrt to the first ask!)

I didn't answer this right away because I somehow knew the initial Blimey wouldn't be the end of it and low and behold. He has lost his shit WAY more than two times at this point.

Those K2 rolls have got to be so brutal for Brennan because it's like, at the end of the day he's an improv comedian. On some level he has to respect the commitment to the bit. But on the other hand he's a storyteller and on that level he must want to murder Ally. Duality of man.

The juxtaposition of people turning the moment into A Moment with legit gravitas and Brennan banishing K2 to REAL WORLD ENGLAND as soon as it wouldn't be mechanically unfair to the players is hysterical. He said goodbye forever and yeeted her away.

What's funny is that I saw someone during the Time Quangle tour post something like, "Dang if this episode had aired a week earlier I could have cosplayed as British Kristen to the game."

Can you imagine if Brennan banished K2 to real world England and then he himself went to England and saw a real life K2? I really hope they go back soon so this can happen, haha.

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a second blimey has hit fantasy high

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"chop his head off so they cant revivify him"

rizbert gukgak you will always be famous

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you’ve been teaching a tiefling girl alongside a half orc boy for three years. he comes in on the first day singing under his breath and afraid to rage. she comes in on the second day with a bass guitar and a spitfire attitude.

she doesn’t trust you. you’re fond of her immediately.

you go through that year and the next in the same kind of pattern. she continues to talk about her rage and her yearning for justice and her ‘german shepard mode’ she assumes for her friends. she hires her detective friend to follow you around, says you’re suspicious and weird, but she still doesn’t go to her actual class.

he stays quiet and unassuming but he’s got enough natural talent that it only irks you a little that he doesn’t use his rage like you know he could. then he comes back junior year and asks to multiclass into artificer.

you refuse. he takes the classes anyway, and his grade drops to a C.

you would care more if the tiefling girl didn’t come to you asking about becoming a paladin of the war god’s wife, the war god who your family has pulled power from for generations, the war god who would soon be no more. it’s too easy to steer her away from doubt and into fire.

you wouldn’t need the weak frost genasi girl who refused the call. you wouldn’t need the soft highcourt boy who followed you like a sheep. here was one who understood how to use rage in all the ways the half orc never was able to.

you teach her to smite. she writes your name on the ritual scroll alongside the warlock teacher’s. you’re only a little pissed about it. you have everything you need.

you’re standing over her, a giant over an ant, the fire of your domain all around. the half orc grabs you by the neck and forces you away, screaming that you’re a horrible teacher. you have only the slightest second to bask in the satisfaction of crushing him in your hands when the spitfire tiefling gets up and dashes away on her skateboard.

you strike her so hard her back explodes with red diamonds. she turns to look at you, and blinding daylight bursts out of her mouth when she says,

you don’t know her like I do

then she dives into the lava under the floorboards and lights two of your boyfriend’s clones on fire.

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wait so what would have happened if riz crit on that investigation at the start of sophomore year? the one he did for fig on the first episode. would brennan have told him??

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fig faeth character of all time. she's seventeen. she's the queen of hell. she has 2 heterosexual fathers. she's engaged in a campaign of psychological terror against a guy who is annoying. she has performed a successful surgery with no medical degree. she killed a god with shrimp. she can skateboard. she rebels against her mom constantly but also is her mom. her girlfriend is a bird. she's straight-edge except for drugs. she's a famous rockstar. she has 3 majors. she writes her friends kind notes but lies about who they're from. her bed is under a piano. she's her own warlock patron. and, of course, she's played by emily axford.

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Nothing in FH will ever top this moment in my opinion. This is the SECOND EPISODE

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being a tiefling is great cause I can hug Karlach and not have my skin be burnt off