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rattusrexx · 1 year

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Rattus rattus. Struik Pocket Guides for South Africa: Mammals. Written by John Skinner. Illustrated by Penny Meakin. 1988.

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#∘⡊;; aesthetics #❧ ;; Devil Fruit #࿓ ;; street rat

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rattusrexx · 1 year

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stinky <3

“I ain’t stinky. I assure y’ that I washed me face in t’ town’s fountain just this mornin’!”

#anonymous #;; asks #Good fucking GOD I logged in to have been spammed with two dozen porn bot followers #Just... what???#Why are there so many #And on top of it all Kiore got called stinky #Which they are a bit #Cuz they're a rat #Foraging around in sewers and pipes and filth

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rattusrexx · 1 year

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Fun fact, I never stated it outright before and merely implied it but Kiore is half Celestial Dragon what with being a slave born in the Holy Land of Mariejois.

#❣ ;; headcanons #࿓ ;; street rat #❦;; musings #Still alive and kicking #Just more shifts to do so not as much time to RP #I miss Shalria and Oscar and Kiore though #Also Ollie #I think I accidentally deleted Urouge though RIP Mad Monk #I might remake him if we ever see him in the series again #I can't bring myself to write muses I know fuck all about in case I get blindsided by new facts that go against the narrative #Kiore though I miss my skrunkly rat king #Very royal blooded but is only the king of rats and filth #What an awful heritage #I don't think they know this though #Probably better they don't ever find out

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rattusrexx · 1 year

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WHAT FORM WOULD YOUR DAEMON TAKE?

Waterfowl

Your daemon would take the form of a waterfowl! Those who have waterfowl daemons are specialized people who know how to make the best of a bad situation. They know how to make the most of their comfort zone and seek out new opportunities, and have a proud streak when it comes to their success and loved ones.

Specifically, a Shoebill

Your daemon would take the form of a shoebill! You are a powerful and self-assured individual known for your shrewd patience. More so than others with waterfowl daemons, those with shoebills are strong and calculating, and more independent and focused on themselves. They are well-spoken and choose their words carefully, and aren't above manipulation to reach their goals.

#♡;; memes #♞ ;; dashboard games #Popping in over Kiore also!#I loved this quiz ages ago and it never worked since #Now it's working again and shows all results!#Hope you're all doing great whoever is still active <3 #I wasn't expecting Kiore to be a Shoebill haha #Smol rat big bird personality

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rattusrexx · 1 year

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Mammals of the World. Written by Hans Hvass. Illustrated by Wilhelm Eigener. 1975.

#∘⡊;; aesthetics #❧ ;; Devil Fruit #࿓ ;; street rat #Kiore is a Black Rat as we all know!

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rattusrexx · 1 year

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#∘⡊;; aesthetics #❧ ;; Devil Fruit #࿓ ;; street rat #;; not my art #Hope everyone's doing well!#I'm still alive just working a lot these days and keeping busy #Popping in every so often and the like #Can't believe it's almost December already #2022 was such a quick year #Kiore and a buddy thieving some shit

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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quick on the draw, slow on the uptake, all out of time.

#∘⡊;; aesthetics #❧ ;; Devil Fruit #;; not my art #࿓ ;; street rat

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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Honestly, Kiore would be such a morally ambiguous friend to have once they trust you like you could be a serial killer or somebody highly questionable who does the most terrible things and they simply wouldn’t give a shit and think you’re nice anyway because you gave them a packet of crackers or a wedge of cheese.

#❦;; musings #Kiore's not exactly dumb they know to stay away from trouble #Especially if they could be on the receiving end someday but lord can they be lonely at times #They don't really think about it though #They have very little concept of laws and what's socially acceptable vs. what isn't #Which on one hand can be nice because they don't put airs and graces on #What you see is what you get and Kiore can be a real ride or die buddy lmao #You could be having a breakdown because you accidentally killed somebody and Kiore would be like don't cry I know a place to hide the body

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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"Stop eating the garbage, Corazon lives there."

They might have felt some inkling of shame at getting caught while rummaging through a pile of discarded rubbish, grubby hands blatantly rifling through anything that might either be a tasty snack or some useful item but Kiore had never possessed the means to self-reflect on such actions. That being said, they did have enough self-respect to move on if this patch had already been claimed by somebody else, whoever Corazón was. "Sorry ‘bout that, wouldn’t wanna eat ‘em out o’ house ‘n home.”

#advocateofheaven #I laughed my ass off when I saw this in the inbox #I am so sorry for being so slow Apple!#This legit took me 30 minutes to write I kept thinking wtf is up with my writing?#Feels very rusty #Should be more to smooth that over :')#Poor Corazon :')#Kiore said clearly not sorry at all and probably stuffing more trash into their pockets #Thanks for sending this gonna see what I can do this weekend about replies over on your fem!Doffy!#<3

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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W𝗁𝖺𝗍 H𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋 T𝗋𝗈𝗉𝖾 A𝗋𝖾 Y𝗈𝗎

The Monster

It was not your fault – at first, at least. You can not help being the way you are. And even if you could, would you choose to change? They met you with torches raised and screaming mouths, the only choice you had was to flee. But you will not stay away forever. They whisper your name in fear, and you will make sure you hurt them just as much as they hurt you.

Tagged By;; @redlips-blooddrops-deux Tagging;; Whoever would like to do it!

#♡;; memes #♞ ;; dashboard games #Been very lazy lately and that's not good of me!#Well maybe not quite lazy but definitely haven't been writing #Gonna see if I can write this weekend since the weather is meant to be awful so not much walking or cycling will happen #This was a pretty cool uquiz though #Unfortunately apt for Kiore who would put the fear of monsters into people just because GIANT RAT #Definitely can't help the way they are and they wouldn't change even if they could #:')

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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Given the nature of their Devil Fruit, Kiore absolutely hates traps designed for mice and rats.

#❦;; musings #❣ ;; headcanons #;; dashboard commentary #I wouldn't have commented but I'm laughing #This shit is so personal to Kiore asdfghjk #They have seen and studied a lot of traps and dedicated much free time learning to disable them #Both for their own health and that of their fellow rats

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

// chucking Emil at Kiore too if you're still accepting those

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Kiore: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Emil: What the hell!? Kiore: Oh, sorry, my bad. Kiore, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Emil, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

(Added three because I just couldn’t pick one!)

Emil: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Kiore: I only like dark humor. Emil, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Kiore: Emil: An IMPASTA!

Kiore: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Emil: Kiore, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Emil: Where are your parents? Kiore: What are parents? Emil: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

#ooc-someidioticurl #post mortem lullabies #that weird fish #memes ;; more incorrect quotes generator #Always doing these when friends are involved!#Added a couple more than usual because it kept throwing so many appropriate ones haha #At least ones I thought were funny #Hopefully you do too :p

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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@rattusrexx asked: ✏️🐀

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ! (Still Accepting!)

Ikkaku, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Kiore: Blue flavor! Ikkaku: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Kiore: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Ikkaku: Blue is not a flavor! Kiore: BLUE FLAVOR!

#ikkaku-of-heart #Reblogging over here because this still makes me laugh #Hope you don't mind that ^^;#It's funny because it's true and you're right #Kiore would not know the names of flavours #Just 'blue' and 'red'#Ahaha #♡;; memes

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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✏️ :>

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Kiore: Truth or dare? Deuce: Truth. Kiore: How many hours have you slept this week? Deuce: Deuce: Dare. Kiore: Go to sleep. Deuce: I don't like this game.

(A little extra because these are fun!)

Deuce: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Kiore: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

#maskeddoctor #memes ;; more incorrect quotes generator #This is it #The height of Kiore's intelligence #asdfghj SORRY DEUCE #The first response got me good #Not sure how many hours Deuce sleeps but I'm 99% certain it's not enough #This is why you struggle to make friends Kiore #THEY TRIED

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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✏️ c:

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Lamy: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Kiore: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Lamy: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Kiore: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

(Something special because yeah, it’s the start of a new week!) Kiore: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Lamy: Spiders? Kiore: Spiders it is then. Lamy: No, that wasn’t- *But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

#mediicusvitae #memes ;; more incorrect quotes generator #I AM SO SORRY LAMY #I swear it just landed on these #For some reason every one of Lamy's interactions with Kiore goes HORRIBLY #Yeah they're a rat bastard but even so #Kiore would keep spiders #Would probably eat shaving cream too #Lamy pls #Run #Run now run fast #It's gonna be bad

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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✏️ c:

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Kiore: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Franky: All I drank was Redbull! Kiore: How many? Franky: Eighteen.

(And a leetle moooooore...)

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Vanya: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Vanya: Oh my god, you have Kiore.

#metalheaduo #memes ;; more incorrect quotes generator #Huuuue the first one was especially amusing xD #Franky does seem the type who'd knock back a shitload of Redbull #Gotta keep fuelled up for lots of energy on the road #I don't think Vanya and Kiore have met yet but what the hell :p #These are all very accurate and I'm uncomfortable lol

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rattusrexx · 2 years

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✏️ >3

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Kiore: You’re giving me a sticker? Nessa: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Kiore: I’m not a preschooler. Nessa: Fine, I’ll take it back- Kiore: I earned this, back off!

(Because one is never enough!) Nessa: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Kiore: What did you do?! Nessa: NOBODY DIED! Kiore: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

#eyesofcuriosity #memes ;; more incorrect quotes generator #These were both appropriate in some strange way xD;#The latter though #Nessa what did you DO!?#o:#Not that Kiore minds if people die but goddamn woman!

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