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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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Okay, so the trailer actually dropped days ago while I was playing dead and didn't notice. Less suspicious now!

So... the buses ran on time, my new doctor actually listened to me, *and* the trailer for The Old Guard 2 dropped today??

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Story time:

When I was in college I was the only one in the dorm with a car which made me VERY popular, but more importantly because I was so fucking down bad for my next door neighbor, I volunteered to drive her to church [literal actual baptist church my jewish ass had balls of fucking steel to walk into that bitch every week drooling after a hot femme lordt]

This went normal and fine for about three weeks until one time her roommate had a dude over and she was like "can I stay in your room tonight so I actually get some sleep before church 🥺?"

So I let her stay in my bed and well. Folks. She didn't sleep. But we DID play "how many orgasms does it take to make you pass out?" And it turns out the answer was 15 sometime around 3am the next morning. We obvi wake up RUSHINGGGGGGG to church the next morning, and when we arrive looking frazzled, the pastor looks her up and down and asks how she's doing and is she having a tough time with finals? And she just goes "no, I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night, we were studying." And the pastor goes "oh yeah, what are you studying for?"

And without missing a beat my dyke ass says "Bible Study."

If looks could kill, I think she would have ended me on the spot, but four hours later she was calling me god in the backseat of my car while I ate her out sooooooooo pretty sure the moral to this story is that pre-marital lesbian sex is fine as long as you can emotionally scar an old man in the process.

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So... the buses ran on time, my new doctor actually listened to me, *and* the trailer for The Old Guard 2 dropped today??

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Joe & Nicky in The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Local Writer Shocked As She Realises Planned 'Short Fanfic' Is Turning Into Multi Chapters Plot Oriented Slow Burn Fanfic

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The Old Guard (2020) // The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Hale & Theo Raeken, Derek Hale & Theo Raeken, Scott McCall & The McCall Pack, Liam Dunbar/Theo Raeken Characters: Theo Raeken, Peter Hale, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), The McCall Pack, Liam Dunbar Additional Tags: McCall Pack, Background Relationships, Pack Dynamics, Pack Building, Homeless Theo Raeken, Theo Raeken Needs a Hug, Post-Canon, Slow Burn, Nightmares, Angst, Pack Family, Hale Family Feels (Teen Wolf), Self-Harm, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Protective Derek Hale, Good Peter Hale, (Ish) - Freeform Summary:

Or, how Peter convinces his nephew to 'adopt' Theo according to pack law and generally confuses the McCall Pack with his attempts to help Theo integrate into their makeshift family.

Will eventually include Thiam. Various ships will be mentioned, but not highlighted. Tags and rating updated as I go. Ignoring a lot of the deaths from 6B.

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Updated! Finally! ^^” This chapter is entirely Scott and Deaton focused, but hopefully just finishing it will help me get back into the swing of posting for this one.

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"The Realm's Delight with Her Delights"

Finally completed my portrait of Rhaenyra, Jacaerys, Lucerys, Vermax, Arrax + Joffrey in the belly🥰 (w/ flats) This took me stupidly long to complete, I'm so tired 😩😮‍💨 I tried to go for a Valyrian look for Rhaenyra, and put her in her mother's Arryn blues.

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How do people use this app

Jason todd drawing :D

No mask

Mask version

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alicent Hightower/Daemon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen/Laenor Velaryon, Daemon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen/Laenor Velaryon, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Daemon Targaryen, Laenor Velaryon, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Alicent Hightower Additional Tags: Inheritance, Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, No Dance of the Dragons | War For Succession Between Aegon II and Rhaenyra Targaryen Never Happens, Wedding Night, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Rhaenyra Targaryen Has a Breeding Kink, Mentioned Viserys I Targaryen, Past Daemon Targaryen/Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys), Past Rhaenyra Targaryen/Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys) - Freeform, Laenor Velaryon Lives, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

Rhaenyra decides to marry Alicent after her father dies, just as Laenor did Daemon after Laena's death. Daemon's not surd about adding a new fourth to their dynamic, but he comes around in the end.

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yuji and yuta comm!

my mc's!! 🙂‍↕️

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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#RhaenyraTargaryen and her mother #Aemmaareyn