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lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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i was watching my girlfriend screenshare nightcore and we did a beautiful dance. this is what true love looks like

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it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

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Oh yes, the crime vs the criminal scene in the Wilson-Howlett household.

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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Chimken

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Bouncy Moo Deng!

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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my son who i hate

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my friend @planefood got sent to the hospital because he laughed too hard at this picture of opilia bird dressed as superman that i sent repeatedly to him, so to honor his memory i composed this memorialsong for him because he has died from laughing at thebird. please like and stream it is what he wouldve wanted, we willalso be playing this at his funeral on repeat

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this is still top 10 funniest things that ive ever seen. imagine being this little ass kid all excited for smash bros for the wii u and they get this, having no real way to communicate on the internet other than miiverse

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