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* is your water tower operational

[image id: cartoony sans from undertale, warped very wide /end id]

been trying to figure out who in the world was supposed to get this ask. posts you see before a gyarados evolves inside of your beloved family water tower.

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i imagine this is what having a post reblogged by realpokemon feels like

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i love ur gulpin. can i see more of that whimsy creature

bart fancam

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everyone on the internet loves to make fun of me because i don't like dragon types. they are scary. if anyone has a fear of fire types, NO ONE goes up to them like "but what about magby???" "fuck you my flareon is sooooo cute" "my fletchinder doesn't even look like a fire type do you HATE HIM??"

but when i show up to the function, afraid of the applin in the fruit basket,

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I was worried about Bit, but he seems to be okay, he's just hanging out in his little Play pen.

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has owning creampuff helped you get over your fear of dragon types?

she's the exception, not the rule. she's the only dragon allowed in my house

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the ragemobile

my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship

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Think trainers are still gonna bother you now that you have a Salamance?

the local route Youngsters have found out that i don't do battles and they keep throwing their weedles at my window trying to get me to battle them. like on one hand i don't want to give them the satisfaction of "convincing me." on the other i want to obliterate them

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My togetic learnt metronome a while back and she is SO determined to use moves she should not be able to. Girlie has used 7 moves only the gods are able to learn. Help

a lot of bloggers on the internet try and claim that metronome should be a banned move to keep on your pokémon cause it's too prone to causing massive amounts of damage from undiscovered powers of the depths that haven't been discovered yet

but it kind of just hammers in the fact that a togetic just isnt as strong or specialized as legendary pokémon. since we haven't gotten swallowed up by a Spacial Rend

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QUIT "BOOPING" ME

^ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THIS

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My husband's Mimikyu is an ipad baby. Here she is

currently watching "top 10 CREEPIEST SCARIEST pokémon EVER. number 2 will SHOCK YOU"

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Don't you hate it when your sprigatito throws up a grassy hair ball on the floor and it just looks at you like "oh this? nah that wasn't me"

sprigatito owners think they're all fine and dandy when they first adopt because they don't have a fur allergy. then that thang starts hacking up pollen

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my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship

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MY HP

QUIT "BOOPING" ME

^ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THIS

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QUIT "BOOPING" ME

^ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THIS

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hope you're doing well

creampuff is doing pretty okay. don't think her wings are ever gonna grow into her body lol. but my pokémon are both doing pretty well and my house isn't destroyed yet

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the popplio pail...