realpokemon - Tumblr blog

[realpokemon]

My Lechonk stole my ham sandwich and ate it, is he going to get sick

lechonk are actually really picky eaters. they won't eat anything they don't like the taste of.

which makes this concerning.

[realpokemon]

bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

[realpokemon]

wait, what's "the psychic type thing"? are people treating their psychic types as if they're people? because I can confirm my espurr has absolutely fuck all going on behind those eyes

the amount of people who say "ohhhh i should train my espeon to do my taxes" or "let delphox into schools" or some other bullshit drives me insane. having psychic powers doesn't make you more """intelligent""" or give you a """higher IQ""" or """smarter than a human.""" it JUST means that the pokémon has psychic powers. its a specific skill.

[realpokemon]

hi can you put Bart Rodneyson on the phone i need to speak with him. im a big fan

gurp

[realpokemon]

Hi uhm this is kind of urgent, how do I use a repel????? Please respond asap

spray it on yourself and not the ground. sometimes people spray it on pokémon but this is a dick move so i wouldn't suggest it. hope youre alive glhf

[realpokemon]

So is keeping a mr. mime sort of as a pet just keeping a human as a pet or is it still animal-like. Is it morally okay to keep a mr. mime as a pet

BIPEDAL 👏 POKÉMON 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 HUMANS 👏

HUMAN 👏 SHAPED 👏 POKÉMON 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 HUMANS 👏

i've said this a million times. you should Not be treating your mr mime like it's a human or acting like it's a human. it's a mr mime. get your head out of your ass

[realpokemon]

i have a little bird feeder outside of my door to feed the pidoves and starlys but a corviknight showed up today and ate all the seeds??? i didn’t know they would eat seeds??????? it hasn’t left it’s been out by my bird feeder for like four hours i don’t know what to do

flying types are flying types. i hope you get a gyarados next

[realpokemon]

what do you think would happen if i shaved my furfrou?? not that i would but i’m just curious (i might though, all the shedding is so annoying)

it'll still shed with short hair (furfrou hair grows EXTREMELY fast) and it'll probably be at least a little offended. if you go bald, make sure you go bald well

[realpokemon]

Do you like dog-like, cat-like, or fox-like Pokémon more ?

[realpokemon]

save my boy

Ultimate Pokemon Tournament!

Generation 3 - Rematch Round 1 - Match 15

★ This poll is part of a project to determine Tumblr's favorite Pokemon! ★

Our Contestants:

This is a rematch round! The winner of this poll will move on to Generation 3 Round 2.

★ Follow if you want to see new polls as they're made! ★ ★ Go here for more info about the project! ★ ★ Consider reblogging so that others can vote too! ★ ★ Don't forget to have fun, be kind, and have a wonderful day! ★

[realpokemon]

My beedrill is so cringe. I love him <:)

what makes a beedrill cringe

[realpokemon]

Hyper Potions are trending on twitter. Any idea why? Was there a recall or something?

people keep poisoning themselves by drinking hyper potions as a trainer challenge. this is a PSA.

they are SPRAYS. not DRINKS. do not DRINK THEM

they do not work on YOU. they work on POKÉMON. do not drink them x2

[realpokemon]

if there was a tatsugiri in front of you and they really wanted to be eated would you?

tumblr dot com user rodney ?

[realpokemon]

My beloved boy Spike <3 He could beat Arceus if he tried hard enough

i won't lie some sylveons kind of scare me from up close. but i would trust spike

[realpokemon]

Do you think a grass type can love a poison type inherently? (the answer is yes)

i think that they are lucky enough to be round and green in this beautiful world and they don't need anything more

[realpokemon]

Unpopular opinion: too many trainers over feed their Munchlax/Snorlax just because "the dex said too". Reminder; Just because they CAN eat alot, and WANT to eat alot. Doesn't Mean They SHOULD people! 😤 That'll be all from me.

absolutely bullshit take. it is literally impossible to overfeed a snorlax and if you think otherwise then you are genuinely brainwashed. they're physiologically OPTIMIZED to store fat efficiently. they tank calories by the truckload. do NOT diet your snorlax i swear to arceus

[realpokemon]

Hyper Potions are trending on twitter. Any idea why? Was there a recall or something?

people keep poisoning themselves by drinking hyper potions as a trainer challenge. this is a PSA.

they are SPRAYS. not DRINKS. do not DRINK THEM

they do not work on YOU. they work on POKÉMON. do not drink them x2