Johnny, what are you saying? Bull's boys are just humoring him? Like whenever he gives out some of his folksy wisdom from back down on the farm. Probably think he's a fucking hayseed. They're right. What are you laughing at?
get to know me meme >> Favorite Male Characters [27/?] Jim Halpert (The Office)
I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
We pull upon the risers, we fall upon the grass
We never land upon our feet, we always hit our ass
Highty tighty, Christ almighty, who the hell are we
Zim zam god damn, we're Airborne Infantry