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REAL they should also learn vines

Imagine if reader decides to teach the aranara some swear words 💀

Would be especially funny in sagau (imposter ver), just imagine the archons, except for Nahida, trying to find you but ending up dealing with very angry walking cabbages who cuss every 2 sentences

Venti: "Please! We just want to visit their Excellency-"

Arama: "Big nara, Arama suggests that nara shuts his goofy ass up before Arama kicks his ass all the way back to Sarva :]"

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They’re def neurodivergent

now im not going to explain why but in my mind albedo and sucrose are a duo that is ace+ace and nb+nb and adhd+autistic solidarity all at once

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It’s once again super late at night but I love this idea so someone reblog/like this in approx 12 hours so I can write soemthing

sagau imposter au idea

Ok so yall know how in zhonglis first story quest we learn that when a god dies because like they’re so fucking strong they just like, cause catastropes? (eg/ God of salt fucking turning all her ppl into salt when she died etc)

Just imagine what would happen when like the creator gets executed?

Like im honestly surprised this hasnt been explored more or even talked about at all

Cuz like, havria (i think thats her name) was like a minor god and she did so much damage? So imagine wtf we could do? Would the leylines just fucking crumble? Would like teyvat get voided? would celestia fall? I mean, celestia to some degree is technically part of teyvat and as such our creation.

(someone plz entertain my idea im like, writers block me cant write :’))

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“Your Grace...?”

Recognition (1/4)

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“... What have I done?”

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“What am I to do, Makoto...? I have failed our God.”

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What does "(Reactions from three who found out too late, and one who did not.) " mean? Like the last one didn't found out at all or found out before

tis the latter my friend, kusanali has been waiting for Your Grace’s arrival ever since You arrived in Your mortal form!

“Your Grace! You’re finally here..!”

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We hit 30 followers?!! Already???? Well thank you all bunches I am very delighted at this revelation!

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These little guys hold my heart in the palm of their hands liek they have the msot soul wrenching backstories I am so worried for their mental health

get isekai’d into your gacha hell but every time you meet someone who has a soul-crushing heart-wrenching tear-inducing punch in the throat backstory you give them a non contextual hug (ft. 6reeze)

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Genshin harbingers but I make up middle names for them because I’m annoying and I can this is in their wiki order btw cause I’m lazyyyyy and it’s super late.

Pierro’s middle name is something really long and pretentious and probably has two parts to it and for some reason I think it should be French. It’s like Jean Marc Paul or something (also yess I’m aware I butchered the spelling I took like five years of French courses it’s just 1 am and I don’t care).

Dottore’s middle name is medical malpractice pantalone had it legally changed as part of a prank and dottore just genuinely doesn’t give a damn about changing it back.

Columbina’s middle name is soemthing really pretty but also it’s probably in one of the dead languages like Latin so no one knows how to pronounce it properly or maybe something Italian like arianna which is according to baby name sights (yes I’m using that for this it’s like 2 am my time allowed to be uncreative) it means most holy and I’m batshit insane for religious imagery so expect alot of that in future references.

Pulcinellas last name is only known by like himself and the tsaritsa it’s like a super well guarded secret even though it’s a super basic name like William.

Scaramouche (this is pre wanderer) Ramiel which is Hebrew for thunder of god and I think it plays well into his wishes to usurp his creator and overtake the first god he ever knew.

Sandrones is probably something flower related like rose or violet because flowers and dolls are seen as very perfect and feminine and I believe she changed her bio name to that to fit her ideal of what she should present herself as.

La signoras middle name is gizelle because I think it’s a beautiful name and she’s a beautiful woman.

Pantalones middle name is Odin because I personally believe that he had a Norse mythology hyperfixation in every modern au and I believe that it suits him since Odin was known as a god fo wealth.

Childes middle name is Marcus no I will not elaborate he’s just a white boy with the middle name Marcus.

Capitano doesn’t care much about middle names and didn’t have one until becoming a harbinger. He doesn’t even know his but legally his middle name is Asbjorn which means godly bear given due to his strength and ferocity.

Arlecchinos middle name is Luella which is old English and implies that the child is fae touched which I think that since arlecchino behaved so strangely as a child she was believed at one point to be a channeling of sorts.

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Y’all loving this one lol I guess I’ll write more Genshin yandere s then

Late night Genshin thoughts.

Wanderer with my aforementioned Sagau body mods au makes me so insane. Like originally you befriend eachother because you’re both new and stand out and you travel together and end up settling down somewhere nice. Your live near eachother and soend almost every day together it’s cozy and even domestic and the traveler loves how at peace you make him feel. Wihh you not only does he feel alive but he feels safe like you won’t abandon him ever. You of course know his backstory and always try to reassure him without letting him know what or why you seem to know so much about him and your newfound sumeru friends.

Sagau wanderer who’s obsessed with your safety constantly worried that something or someone will hurt you, will take you away from him. Concerned that something will ruin this domestic peaceful bliss that the two do you have created together.Wanderer who spends so much time with you and knows you so intimately that you are practically eachothers shadows. Wanderer who notices before any of your other friends the changes to your hair and other parts of you that cause you to look more and more like the creator from scripture everyday. Who does the way you react to Teyvat and the way it reacts to you.

Wanderer who deep down knows what and who you are; who pretends everyday that he doesn’t know because if anyone else ever knew you’d be taken away from him. Who pretends he doesn’t know because he’s scared of what you, the most holy would think of someone who attempted to become a god and failed. Would you begin to look down upon him? Would you begin to resent his earlier life’s goal? Wanderer who when he sees your starlight blood knows deep deep down that he can no longer deny who you are. Who knows that no one can ever know about this even if it means whisking you away from the rest of the world. He’ll take the hatred and rage of teyvats god if it means keeping them all to himself.

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Late night Genshin thoughts.

Wanderer with my aforementioned Sagau body mods au makes me so insane. Like originally you befriend eachother because you’re both new and stand out and you travel together and end up settling down somewhere nice. Your live near eachother and soend almost every day together it’s cozy and even domestic and the traveler loves how at peace you make him feel. Wihh you not only does he feel alive but he feels safe like you won’t abandon him ever. You of course know his backstory and always try to reassure him without letting him know what or why you seem to know so much about him and your newfound sumeru friends.

Sagau wanderer who’s obsessed with your safety constantly worried that something or someone will hurt you, will take you away from him. Concerned that something will ruin this domestic peaceful bliss that the two do you have created together.Wanderer who spends so much time with you and knows you so intimately that you are practically eachothers shadows. Wanderer who notices before any of your other friends the changes to your hair and other parts of you that cause you to look more and more like the creator from scripture everyday. Who does the way you react to Teyvat and the way it reacts to you.

Wanderer who deep down knows what and who you are; who pretends everyday that he doesn’t know because if anyone else ever knew you’d be taken away from him. Who pretends he doesn’t know because he’s scared of what you, the most holy would think of someone who attempted to become a god and failed. Would you begin to look down upon him? Would you begin to resent his earlier life’s goal? Wanderer who when he sees your starlight blood knows deep deep down that he can no longer deny who you are. Who knows that no one can ever know about this even if it means whisking you away from the rest of the world. He’ll take the hatred and rage of teyvats god if it means keeping them all to himself.

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thinking about scaramouche team dynamics ft scarabedo

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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

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sticks you with a syringe with glowing pink liquid in it btw

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They’re so me and my roommate

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gonna start a collection of genshin impact screenshots that make me want to ask “what are we”