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romance seems like such an unnecessary side plot in my life fr

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Religion seems to (unintentionally or not) perpetuate ocd and paranoia. Thoughts?

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Hope this helps

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All those ‘is this cake?’ videos were really just preparation for ‘is this AI’ paranoia huh..

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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I’m not gay, but…Nell Jackson’s fight scenes??? Hot!!!

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i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

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MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

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Motherfucker.

Bcuz ‘Dad’ is the ultimate slur.

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We should start calling comedians “commies” just for the sheer chaos of it

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I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

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A chameleon is one alternative syllable away from being a comedian.

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we are in a media literacy crisis

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If the majority of your cells are replaced in so much given time,

and if cells contain memories,

am I then not the same person as much literally as figuratively that sentence is often used?

If so, my younger self has been killed by time. and if it’s true that every time you revisit a thought, you are simply remembering the last time you remembered it…. then all my recollections I have of her are distorted.

the science of it can be cruel , but am I also not liberated? free to embrace who I am and leave behind the chains of who I was? I do think I liked her better. but to grow is to learn to let go. And I’m doing my best

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This is a friendly reminder to never, ever publish your book with a publishing company that charges you to publish with them. That is a vanity press, which makes money by preying on authors. They charge you for editing, formatting, cover art, and more. With most of these companies, you will never seen a cent of any royalties made from sale of your book. A legitimate publishing company only makes money when you make money, they will never charge you to publish with them. If a company approaches you and says "Hey, we'll publish your book, just pay us X amount of money," tell them to go fuck themself and block them.