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This is too fucking accurate
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also have this fruk as objects i did not too long ago
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Everything is safe until it isn't
My neighbour bill before he died eating live wires thinking that it was wall spaghetti
#funny#meme#spaghetti#my neighbour bill#died by eating live wires#forbidden spaghetti#classic neighbours#yim yum#yummy#i havent posted in a while
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*visibly shaking*
*Makes cereal in threatening manner*
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Gnat, foiled again
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Hush little baby don’t you cry, or off to the gulag where you’ll die
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Committing Fratricide is the most satisfying thing ever.
#fratricide#oddly satisfying#memes#meme#idk#i hate my brother#give me back my goldfish#random#ramblings#idk what else to tag
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Interviewer: Come on in, take a seat, nervous?
Interviewee:* wipes forehead *
Interviewer: Don't wipe my forehead again.
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I don’t care if she is a hare, i still love her
#rabbits#hares#forbidden love#idk what else to tag#i need mental help#memes#meme#random#the plot thickens#uwu#idk what to tag lol
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Comrades
haha+
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𝐈 𝐨𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐡𝐀𝐯𝐄 𝟏𝟓 𝐬𝐄𝐜𝐎𝐧𝐃𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐞𝐋𝐋 𝐲𝐎𝐮 𝐀𝐛𝐎𝐮𝐓 𝐭𝐇𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐌𝐢𝐒𝐬𝐀𝐛𝐋𝐞 𝐎𝐟𝐅𝐞𝐑𝐬 𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐀𝐳𝐎𝐧, 𝘖𝘣𝘵𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘷𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦.
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This is me with my best friend.
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I put the hat in snapchat.
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Does anyone hate it when you fall out of the shower because you thought the shower curtain was an appropriate surface to lean on? No? Just me?
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