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just imagine daisy jones and the six marauders au... should iiiii????

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running on 3 hours of sleep is very regulus black of me.

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this waking up every day to go to school and sit in silence isn't ver marauders mischief core of me

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james potter is type of guy that wouldn't sing words of the songs that didn't got along with his life, like there's no way he would've sang "don't want to be a richer man" while singing changes by David Bowie

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sometimes i wonder what would remus lupin do? he would sleep it off so that's exactly what i do.

i sleep it off

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i can not explain it but regulus black kaz brekker and anthony lockwood have something in common...

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regulus is taller than sirius and that is scientifically proven

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dorcas: if your not gonna let me suck your d-

marlene: honey i do not have a hot dog we have been over this

dorcas: TAKE YOUR PANTS OF RIGHT NOW

marlene: yes mam'

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lily: so in the end i just shouted YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE MY MUM to him cus ya know my mum is kind of... knob and severus hates my mum so

Remus: lils come drink this green tea honey bear.

Remus:*whispering* call everyone sirius i think she might kill us if we stay close to her any longer.

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it's always bisexual girl, with glasses and undiagnosed anxiety that run marauders tumbler account

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i know this is so dumb but it made me giggle so it better make you laugh too...

Walbugra: dinner is ready!

Sirius: fuck *stumbling out of his room*

Regulus: shit

Sirius:you've gotten tall

Regulus: you saw me month ago...

Sirius: yea exactly

Regulus: you look... like a ghost...

Sirius: yea exactly it's wired how one month in jail can change a man

Regulus: you mean seven year old boy. and it wasn't even a real jail this time...

Sirius: tell that to dead rat in my closet

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Walbugra: dinner is ready!

Sirius: fuck *stumbling out of his room*

Regulus: shit

Sirius:you've gotten tall

Regulus: you saw me month ago...

Sirius: yea exactly

Regulus: you look... like a ghost...

Sirius: yea exactly it's wired how one month in jail can change a man

Regulus: you mean seven year old boy. and it wasn't even a real jail this time...

Sirius: tell that to dead rat in my closet

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regulus: ouch. you mother fucker that hurt

james: what happened? what? did something happen? are you hurt? do we have to go to the hospital?

regulus: james... i just bumped my knee on the bed frame...

james: *starts shouting at bed* oh... you fucker how dare you! you hurt my husband you have to deal with me! you are going to regret this! you dillwhole!

regulus:*while walking away* what did i get my self into

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*girls dorm at midnight*

lily: hey honey...

mary: hey lovely, what's up

lily: can you get me some-

mary: yes yes i can.

mary:*standing up to do whatever lily asks*

marlene: i am so tired of this shit

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Conan Gray is so Sirius Black coded. even Sirius isn't Sirius like Conan is Sirius

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Remus: can you get me some water, love?

Sirius: yes my love my moony my little teddy bear

*goes in the kitchen* *sees james standing purring two glass of water*

Sirius: oh hey prongs

James: ow- eh- ah- hey sirius- what- are you doing. ummm here?

Sirius: getting water. *takes one glass out of jamess hand* thanks man

*walks away* *james sneaking in his room*

James:you won't believe what happened in the kitchen

Regulus: what you forgot to bring me water?

James: yes but- oh wait-

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*4am in the dorm*

James:*shuffuling in his bed*

Sirius:Prongs what the fuck, stop moving for god's sake I AM TRYING TO SLEEP

James:oh okay okay we- i mean we weee i'll stop yea.

*puts on a silence spell*

Regulus:*whispering* do you think he?

James:no no he won't figure out that i am doing his litt- OUCH. okay okay.

Regulus: cuddle me you giant twat.

James: as you wish sir

Remus and peter: *inner thoughts* HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKEE