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love how foo fighters from jojo is objectively the dead body of a young woman who had her body and mind parasitized by a collection of sentient plankton. but then she's like "yo this girl whose body i've stolen was into kidnapping children and she was already dead anyway so it's not like she was using it" and the result is a cute and cool weird girl so nobody cares

came back wrong but it's fine actually cause we like her. good for her

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彩雲は、いわし雲やひつじ雲などが太陽の近くにいる時に虹色に色づく現象です。

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that thing where snow leopards bite their tails but with miqo

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Ways to Improve Online (White-People) Recipes

If it asks for garlic, add that much ginger, and twice that much garlic.

If it asks for cinnamon, add 1 1/2 times as much cinnamon, and a small amount of nutmeg. If the MAIN flavour is cinnamon, also add a small amount of cloves and allspice.

If it asks for vanilla, also add a SMALL amount of almond extract. (Usually up to a few drops.)

If it asks for onions, also add some garlic, but add it 1 minute before you're either done cooking, or you add liquid

If the spices are pretty much only oregano or parsley, add both, as well as a small to medium amount of basil, thyme, summer savory, tarragon, and/or marjoram (the earlier two are great in beef, chicken and tomato dishes, while the others are good with pork, chicken, most vegetables, and pretty much anything else you can think of with a 'lighter' flavour)

if it asks for cheddar or mozzarella cheese, also add a bit of feta and parmesan

Don't be afraid of flavour!

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shit man, this geology war is fucked. i just saw a volcanologist shoulder their rock hammer and say "pyroclastic blast" or some similar shit, and every geologist around them turned into mummies, frozen forever in poses of fear and horror, and die. the camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is firing rockslides and mudflows. i think i just heard 'iridium meteor fallout' two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here.

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

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But here's the stomper

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wise advice

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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fabulous creature?

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