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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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new friends i appreciate you

but you should know that i am a ghost 11 months of the year

i return in may for eurovision shitposting and the glorious 25th

but thanks for being here lmao

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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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jury voting: a great time for outfits and sassing the political voting

audience voting: a great time for CHAOS

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EXTREMELY here for this German act

love to see the commitment to an outfit where they probably have to walk through doors sideways

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how many times do you reckon Loreen got her hair tangled in her nails because i bet it was a lot

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spain slapped even if her top looked kind of like a big steak from certain angles

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Poland is one of the only acts with a costume reveal but it didn't make the song better, it just made the costume reveal worse

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my heart still belongs to verka seduchka 😭😭

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who the FUCK voted for poland

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#i can accept australians in eurovision but i draw the line at tiktokers

eurovision is not for tiktokers it's for drag queens and weird old men and gremlins

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"...maybe we'll just put five acts through tonight"

joel creasy is taking no prisoners lmao

he took a bit to grow on me when they first made him one of our commentators but he's a bitch and i love him

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eurovision is not for tiktokers it's for drag queens and weird old men and gremlins

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australia's band is from my city i'm VERY proud 😭

it is peak australian man to be like "i wanna have a CAR on the stage mate" but i appreciate it

i am clearly biased but i'm so HERE for this heavily sequinned guitar solo 80s business, i am SO PROUD

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lithuania apparently went to the same hi-vis fabric sale as finland

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albania like 'mum i want to go on eurovision'

'fine but your father and i are coming to chaperone and we're bringing your siblings'

AKA

'we love you all equally but only your sister gets to have a bedazzled outfit'