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having a short bob only comes in two flavours

they change from day to day and you don't get to choose what you wake up with

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me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

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there's a LOT of you that are new here (thanks, tumblr radar!) so this seems like a really good time to remind everyone that I TAKE COMMISSIONS.

i do not have a price list for you because it's going to vary depending on what you need, so please do come talk to me about it! i promise i don't bite, and i charge in Australian dollars so the exchange rate is likely in your favour if you're in the US/UK/Europe.

please DON'T message me here - it's very likely that i won't see it for actual months.

email is 100% your safest bet if you would like me to see and respond to your message in a timely manner, or you can DM me over on instagram if you absolutely can't email for whatever reason.

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there's a LOT of you that are new here (thanks, tumblr radar!) so this seems like a really good time to remind everyone that I TAKE COMMISSIONS.

i do not have a price list for you because it's going to vary depending on what you need, so please do come talk to me about it! i promise i don't bite, and i charge in Australian dollars so the exchange rate is likely in your favour if you're in the US/UK/Europe.

please DON'T message me here - it's very likely that i won't see it for actual months.

email is 100% your safest bet if you would like me to see and respond to your message in a timely manner, or you can DM me over on instagram if you absolutely can't email for whatever reason.

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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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new friends i appreciate you

but you should know that i am a ghost 11 months of the year

i return in may for eurovision shitposting and the glorious 25th

but thanks for being here lmao

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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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jury voting: a great time for outfits and sassing the political voting

audience voting: a great time for CHAOS

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EXTREMELY here for this German act

love to see the commitment to an outfit where they probably have to walk through doors sideways

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how many times do you reckon Loreen got her hair tangled in her nails because i bet it was a lot

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spain slapped even if her top looked kind of like a big steak from certain angles

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Poland is one of the only acts with a costume reveal but it didn't make the song better, it just made the costume reveal worse

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my heart still belongs to verka seduchka 😭😭

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who the FUCK voted for poland

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#i can accept australians in eurovision but i draw the line at tiktokers

eurovision is not for tiktokers it's for drag queens and weird old men and gremlins

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"...maybe we'll just put five acts through tonight"

joel creasy is taking no prisoners lmao

he took a bit to grow on me when they first made him one of our commentators but he's a bitch and i love him