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listening to tori amos while writing homesteader x arcade smut. i’ve won at life

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i still miss them so so much i made them a playlist :((

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okay but it actually makes so much sense cuz in season 7 after the thing with virginia when rick said he’d like to hang out with unity, the first thing he said to encourage her was “come see the kids”. this is literally real

unity would fuel morty’s mommy issues sooo much. i picture him getting flustered around her and rick makes joke about freud being right and turning in his grave but he’s not really one who should talk when he’s also fucking morty. maybe after a particularly long day of school, morty looks for rick in the garage and finds unity in his place. rick’s on a quick trip, he’ll be back in just an hour. maybe less. and morty sighs and unity smiles at him and leads him to the living room, asks him what’s upsetting him so much, and morty just bursts into tears because his real mom would never ask how his day went. and maybe when rick finally gets home, he finds morty face deep in unity’s chest, and he almost jumps, before realizing that morty’s breastfeeding, and that hones in an innocence that could make even rick melt. he seats himself down next to both of them and rubs morty’s back, kisses unity on the cheek…. he’s like their baby, almost

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everybody get weirder NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i moaned SO LOUD when he came on screen😖

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seeing super cool yumeship content with rick but not being unable to interact cuz the artist have ’proshitters dni’ in their bio…

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i love super rick fan morty x super morty fan rick. a little fluff never killed nobody

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[S08E08 SPOILERS]

okay but for a second i really thought we are getting doofus jerry crumbs this ep😭

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bestfriended so hard my friend is playing lol and i’m just writing my incest porn arcade morty x homesteader rick right beside her, hell yeah, this is what life is about

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Big step in character development, Morty.

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Weird old freak

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the tags here just made me realize i’ve never looked into the law regarding written media depicting adults and minors in my country (and as a law student i’m gonna treat it like a research paper LMAO)

and if i say i don’t really like aged up morty in rickorty media… like THIS SHIP IS MEANT FOR DEGENERATES, DON’T TRY TO MAKE IT “BETTER”

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and if i say i don’t really like aged up morty in rickorty media… like THIS SHIP IS MEANT FOR DEGENERATES, DON’T TRY TO MAKE IT “BETTER”

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based on the trailer for the next episode, we are getting JERRYCEST.

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summer writing RAPTOR PORN??? i’ve never felt so connected to anyone before

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hey have i told you i love rickorty today already

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[S08E07 SPOILERS]

oh we are so well-fed this episode