riflescytheasks
riflescytheasks
May I have this dance?
63 posts
An rp blog/parody blog for Scythe Phighting!! Follows usual ask blog rules.
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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do you think hyperlaser and subspace kiss
...No??
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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throws scythe bean at you
NEVER MAKE A BEAN SANCTUARY. ITS HELL.
-bean anon
Oh fuck yeah. 'm keeping this.
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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Suddenly, it smells like toxins.
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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HELLO, SCYTHE(?) WHAT IS A TWINK AND WHY IS CREATOR CALLED THAT.
COULD YOU GIVE ME AN ANSWER
-CURIOUS BIO
”Why’re there robots in my- WHAT???”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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HELLO. I AM AN ANON BIOGRAFT SENDING YOU THIS MESSAGE:
“What kinda phucking McDonald’s has a message?”
”Why’re there Biografts in my askbox?”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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It's been a longgg time... Scythe.
*the wacky wacky goose goose wiggle man appears from the shadows in a menacing way*
“snrk-“
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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scythe!! can you kiss broker the next time ya see him?
”I- Wh- Hello? Who’s askin’ me this??-“
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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do.. do you like moths.. specifically these
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”Oh, those’re gorgeous..”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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do.. do you like moths.. specifically these
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”Oh, those’re gorgeous..”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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"You heard me."
People keep telling me to get healed and to stop licking my blood after I got stabbed twice, it's annoying.
”…Y’should probably listen to ‘em, kid.”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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Boombox - scythe/rifle | • PHIGHTING AU!
mother n son:3!!
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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”Get yer stinkin’ ass outta here, pinkie pie.”
People keep telling me to get healed and to stop licking my blood after I got stabbed twice, it's annoying.
”…Y’should probably listen to ‘em, kid.”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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People keep telling me to get healed and to stop licking my blood after I got stabbed twice, it's annoying.
”…Y’should probably listen to ‘em, kid.”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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cowboy or cowgender?
”Cowgender.”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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okay, question about preferences: cats, dogs, or something else?
*is casually looking at pictures of timber rattlesnakes online for absolutely no reason while asking that*
”Cats.”
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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Ure silly :3
"Thank ya."
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riflescytheasks · 1 year ago
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What's your opinion on Your Mom jokes?
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