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Human Observation Log 192

Out of concern for our Human crewmate, I tried to warn them about the Nardian that just joined our crew. As you know, Nardian’s are highly volatile and will not hesitate to challenge even weak species to duel. They bath weekly in the blood of animals and come from a planet that is constantly at war. Their aggression is well known to all but when I informed our Human, Kim, they became agitated. They accused me of being ‘racist’ and expressed their ‘deep disappointment.’ 

I do not understand. I was merely concerned for their physical wellbeing. Kim left, declaring their intention to become friends with the Nardian. Human’s do not understand that it is impossible to befriend a Nardian.

Human Observation Log 192: Follow up

The Human has befriended the Nardian. His name is Greg. I have been invited to join them for red mud baths as a form of ‘self-care.’ I am beginning to believe Human Kim could befriend anyone short of an Android.

Human Observation Log 192: Follow up

Human Kim has befriended the Android and I understand nothing.

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Drew this last night but its been on my mind for a while lol

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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DANNY PHANTOM BABY ‼️‼️

Hehehe I’m literally obsessed with it

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP AT THE NEW OFFICIAL APOLLO ART

he's so babygirl leave him alone

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Tucker: If you heard a knock on your door would you be more surprised to see a fairy or a walrus.

Danny: Fairy.

Tucker: ... What? Why?

Danny: Well, it's nearly impossible for a fairy to leave Sidhe through the doors that exit directly to our world, and there's very few doors meaning it's even less likely. And while there's more doors in the Zone the environment is especially hostile to them so they'd have to survive the inhabitants of the zone, the toxic environment and find a natural portal, which might close on them at any moment and sever their connection to their home entirely or go through one of two man made portals. One of which is guarded by my parents and would be easier to get through but would end up with them inside my home rather than outside thus negating the need to knock. And one owned by a pompous billionaire who'd probably capture and sell the poor thing to scientists.

Tucker: But... How would the walrus get here, and how would it knock?

Danny: I don't know about knocking. But it would get here really easy if you think about it.

Tucker: How?

Danny: There's a walrus enclosure at the zoo and Sam's been researching the security protocols on all the enclosures lately so... I guess she'd do the knocking. But it wouldn't be a surprise.

Tucker: Mmm.... Guess when you live in a world where fairies are a possibility but hard to find and your best friend is constantly jailbreaking animals and bringing them to your house the original logic of the question is twisted.

Danny: You telling me most people choose Walrus?

Tucker: Most people don't have Sam as their best friend.

Tucker: ... Or access to other realms where fairies exist via ghost limbo.

Danny: Technically I've been acknowledged as a citizen of Sidhe so if I knocked on your front door would you be surprised?

Tucker: Depends on why you're knocking. If it's to tell me Sam brought you a Walrus I might be a little surprised. Wait you're a fairy now?

Danny: Honourary title, helped the winter court spread snow when they were short staffed.

Tucker: Ever since you started working for Clockwork you've been getting stranger and stranger.

Danny: At least I'm not a walrus.

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

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Fucking love this ghost kid what did yall say his backstory was again

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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So, what movie do you guys wanna watch?

Edit: fuuuuuuuck Tumblr dropped the quality like crazy

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What tha fuck

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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Ehe

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