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put my son in situations today

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Remember to wash your sheets. I am begging you to wash your bedding

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace

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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

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Well, it's official! According to my surgeon's office, I'll be getting GRS this year! Still waiting for an official word from the scheduling team but I should hear back by the end of the week

To make sure that I have all of the money saved that I need to be ready for San Francisco and to recover, I've set up a go fund me.

Please only donate if you're comfortable financially right now.

Thank you in advance to anyone that's willing to donate !

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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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I just want everyone to eat well and get old

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For the Americans. Say:

Eee-rawn. (Iran)

Eee-rock. (Iraq)

Please don't say.

Eye-ran.

Eye-rack.

It makes me want to strangle you.

Except @vague-humanoid you're allowed cuz it's funny.

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

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please feel free to share your experiences in the tags!

i'm asking because i had a massive outlier of an experience (i went to a film and theatre-centered high school and had an excellent experience where almost everyone around me was or ended up being some flavor of LGBT and/or neurodivergent), so i'm curious to hear what everyone else's experiences were like.

if you're still in high school, just vote for how it's going so far! if high school is called something else where you live, just vote for how your high school-aged school experience was!

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"There's no such thing as a fish because you can't define it phylogenetically without also including things that aren't fish"

Man I have bad news for you about lizards. And reptiles in general. And wasps, but I guess that depends on your opinion on wasps. And I don't think you're ready for trees.