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obi wan kenobi part v + tumblr text posts

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Pretty Boys of Smash ☆ phone wallpapers

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Nintendo in Mayan Art Style by Sita Navas

Available as prints here

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the first person to emerge from Vault 76 into the West Virginia wasteland, seeing the ruins of their former elementary school: it’s familiar

the second person to emerge from Vault 76 into the West Virginia wasteland, seeing a radioactive Mothman fly overhead: but not too familiar

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way-hey and up she rises | a jacky faber playlist | [listen]

Being a Musical Account of one Jacky Faber, Fine Lady, Roving Pirate, Fiddler, And Playwright 

(Bane of Lt. James Emerson Fletcher and the British Government)

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This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

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Source

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Yasha: How’s my breath?

Molly: Ooh, like flowers! How’d you do that?

Yasha: I ate two flowers.

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i’m playing a sailor in my new campaign and i love sailor superstitions, so i made a bunch of dnd sailor superstitions/traditions! (some might be weird/bizarre, but a lot of ours are too so i felt it fitting)

having a water genasi on board is good luck, even better if they’re higher ranked (captain, first mate). however, if they’re a prisoner, it’s extremely bad luck for the crew that has them imprisoned. 

holy people of sea gods closely follow water genasi in good luck/bad luck.

sailors tend to get tattoos of a land god’s symbol in hopes that if they drown, a land god will get them back safely. however, sea gods find this extremely rude and disrespectful, so sailors have to find ways of hiding the tattoos at all times, whether with magic, clothes, or makeup. 

every port city has a shrine or temple to a sea god. the very last thing sailors do before heading out on the ocean and the very first thing they do when they get back on land is pray at one of these places. bigger port cities have special roads for sailors to take.

the only time it’s okay to sing sea shanties on land is if you have a vial of seawater on you. if you don’t have any, sea gods think you’re singing for the land gods instead of themselves. and if they think that, things will turn nasty when you get back to sea.

sailors don’t talk about their families/friends/loved ones while at sea. the sea could get jealous, and try and keep the sailors all to itself–by whatever means necessary.

there are various tattoos one can get for certain accomplishments (ie. defeating a monster, sailing for a certain amount of time/for a certain distance, which port you hail from, etc)

every ship brings a small animal that’s special to a sea god on board (ie a crab). that animal has all priority–in food, in defense, in healing. it’s said that if that animal dies, the rest of the crew will soon follow.

bonus sea shanties:

dwarf and orc shanties have a very steady rhythm and often involve drums–meant to keep rowing easy and sailors focused.

tiefling and elf shanties are melodious and often eerie to hear from another ship–especially in foggy/stormy weather. they’re meant to simulate the sound of the wind, waves, and those who died at sea.

dragonborn and genasi shanties often involved overlapping lyrics and melodies, causing them to sound like the storms out at sea. they’re meant to pay tribute to and appease the gods.

halfling and gnome shanties are cheery and peppy, meant to keep things interesting after monotonous days at sea and to make sure morale is up.

human shanties are as wide and varied as the race itself. they often tell stories–of the crew, of other ships’ adventures, or of history.

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Pokeball Terrariums, by Jo Ko on Etsy

See our ‘Pokemon’ tag

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so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

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Orpheus: So that’s why I need to bring back my wife from your kingdom!

Hades: That’s So sad!

Hades: Can you play despacito?

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Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

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Zeus: What is this?

Persephone: Sushi!:D

Artemis: What?!

Aphrodite: It seems very disgusting…

Persephone: Well, it’s rice and…raw fish.

Ares: Wtf?

Athena: Awful…

Persephone: But it’s good. REALLY!

Hades: If you say so…

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reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

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me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

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I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.

Please reblog to enter.

It ends on July the 31st 2018.

You don’t have to be following me.

I’ll be shipping internationally.