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romanoffshouse · 13 minutes

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Wanda: Y/N, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Y/N: Of course, I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Wanda:

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romanoffshouse · 1 day

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"You don't get to tell me about sad"

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romanoffshouse · 2 days

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tuna

This reminds me of a joke.

I cat walkes into a library.

And the cat says, "I'll have some tunafish, please".

The lady at the counter says "Sir, that is a library."

And the cat says "Oh, I'm sorry, [whispers] I'll have some tunafish please."

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romanoffshouse · 2 days

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We need to help by blocking and reporting all of his social media accounts.

Pay ATTENTION!!!

Scarlett has an incredibly CREEPY stalker!!! His name is Michael Joseph Branham

He thinks that he's Cosmo's father (Scarlett's son)!! (THAT HIS SPERM MADE COSMO)

He's been stalking her since AUGUST 2022! He FOUND OUT where she lived and sent suspicious letters, letters, and kid's toy!

On November 19, 2023 he followed Scarlett's neighbor for 30 miles because he thought it was her.

Scarlett tried to enter a plea for protection, but it was DENIED because the papers never reached MJB. As a result, her temporary restraining orders were also dissolved. (They are NOT IN EFFECT ANYMORE)

Below is his social media accounts!

Here's the link for the article if anyone wants to read it!

Please make sure that we DO NOT post Scarlett's upcoming events WITH the date, time, or location!

Please be super safe! There's always creeps out there tryna do stuff like this!

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romanoffshouse · 2 days

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https://www.tumblr.com/waltermis/748308482383544320/pay-attention?source=share

this man is disgusting

Hey!

Thank you for sending me this!

Omg this is terrifying. I've already looked at his instagram accounts and it's really disgusting. This man is so creepy and dangerous. Scarlett and her family should be safe.

We fans need to help Scarlett by blocking and reporting all of his social media accounts. We have to protect Scarlett.

I really hope Scarlett can get rid of this guy.

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romanoffshouse · 2 days

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Wanda: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Wanda: But you're always acting stupid.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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romanoffshouse · 2 days

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Y/N: Bonjour, Natasha. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Natasha: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Y/N: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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romanoffshouse · 5 days

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Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

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romanoffshouse · 7 days

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Wanda: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Y/N: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Y/N: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Wanda: ...

Natasha, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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romanoffshouse · 9 days

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Wanda: You're ignoring all your problems.

Y/N: I know.

Wanda: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Y/N: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Wanda:

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romanoffshouse · 12 days

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[Y/N and Bucky texting]

Y/N: I'm going on a date tomorrow!

Bucky: WTF

Y/N: Bucky, what do you think WTF means?

Bucky: Well That's Fantastic

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romanoffshouse · 14 days

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Y/N: Natasha is my best friend. If I love her, it’s the way I would love a sister.

Yelena: Natasha is my sister, and if I looked at her the same way you did, I would’ve been kicked out the family, or probably even arrested in certain states.