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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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Kory is speaking directly to every writer to write her since 1996 btw

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Important question

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Kon and Bart should get a comic which is them doing dumb shit like everyone else in their early 20s, with occasional incidental crime fighting in the background. Issues could feature stories such as:

IMPULSE & SUPERBOY vs THE HOUSING CRISIS They decide it's time to move out of their respective sudo-grandparents houses, find a side job, and rent an apartment together (idk where so let's pick at random New Orleans). Discovering how unaffordable this is they end up in a tiny studio (maybe sharing a bed like Laurel and Hardy or Morecambe and Wise or Burt and Ernie?) Looking for easy income, Bart tries taking advantage of his powers to work several retail jobs simultaneously, whilst Kon gets caught up in a MLM scheme run by a retired supervillain.

CLUB NIGHT! The boys decide they want a night out, Kon gets into a protracted argument with the bouncers who take issue with his outfit (he keeps using super speed to go change, getting turned away each time for increasingly petty reasons) whilst Bart, off his face on ket (he smuggled it in his hair), discovers the DJ is a supervillain in descuise, but the music is good so he refuses to fight them until they finish their set

MURDER ON THE AMTRAK The justice league gets a tip-off that a key mafia-case witness is to be murdered on the train from New Orleans to Chicago. The boys are dispatched as undercover bodyguards, deciding to travel disguised in drag (they'd rewatched "some like it hot" last week) but the boredom of days spent traveling proves almost as dangerous for the two as the multitude of mobsters on the train.

HOLIDAY Lacking the funds for a proper holiday, the two are excited when their wealthy friend from Gotham suggests they spend a week in the Caribbean aboard his yacht. Calamity ensues when Tim's yacht turns out to be one and the same as the "murder shack" he lives aboard; a miscommunication sends them accidentally sailing across the Bermuda triangle; and a spontaneous beach day that almost has them accidentally invade Cuba, relying on Wally's friendship with the late Fidel Castro to get them off the hook.

TV/TAKEAWAY NIGHT After an exhausting week, the pair had plans to go get pizza and spend some quality time with their TV, some old friends and a bong. Bart goes for the pizza, to his favourite pizzeria (which for some reason only opens at strange times). After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit he must make it back to the apartment without crossing paths with any of the gangsters now looking for him whilst not revealing his secret identity. Meanwhile Kon discovers that "Wendy the Werewolf Stalker" has been removed from streaming, and decides to give the exec responsible a piece of his mind. The catch: the company has been bought by Lex Luthor. Cissie and Cassie have no trouble whatsoever bringing the bong & pot.

I think you get the idea. Lots of cameos for both all of YJ and the supporting casts from their 90s solos. They should definitely be poor - billionaires are overrepresented as it is in comics and it'd be funny to see how many packs of instant ramen a speedster can eat.

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Steph very explicitly stating that she never told Dean about the kid and that he left because of the earthquake and yet every single post about her daughter for some reason claims he left her because of the pregnancy, I think we need to get the calculators back out because shits not adding up

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putting the bi in Robin

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buzz: you and your boy toy (tim) need to hurry up in the mornings we're always late to math-

danny: me and my WHAT

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Impulse (1995) #45

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

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trying to revamp jinj’r’s look

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it has been over 20 years dc where is cissie king-jones and kon-el’s friendship

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“tim BLACKMAILED his way into being rob-” SHUT THE FUCK UP

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I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

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I honestly and truly believe all good AUs should be a little “”””ooc”””” in the sense that good characterisation involves understanding that changes a characters backstory and circumstances will have an effect on how they respond to the world around them

Good characterisation isn’t about creating a perfect 1:1 canon replica it’s about understanding why a character is different in your work and about grounding the changes you do deliberately choose to make in canon character traits