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Im really out here in my Dalinar Kholin era (no! I'm NOT committing war crimes, don't worry lololololol!) but i Get as ive never Fully Gotten his whole 'no duelling while at war!' shtick reading the iliad funeral games. Bc yeah. This shit is just STUPID, people!!!!!
#rowyn reads the iliad#dalinar kholin#the iliad#stormlight archive#dalinar would DESPAIR over most of these bozos i know he would#god i miss stormlight#i smell a reread coming on#text post tag
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Achilles at the funeral games insisting the melee combat duel won't just go to first blood, oh no, it goes to first to stab the other guy 'somewhere vital'. Which just.
Why yes. In honour of the guy who just got: stabbed to death, let us have our two Best At Stabbing Ppl To Death guys come up here and then do their best to: stab each other to death!
War is just the gift that keeps on giving. Your buddy dies, so then you gotta throw funeral games which very well may kill: more buddies, and like 1) goddamn now we gotta throw funeral games for THEM and 2) Y'ALL ARE STILL AT WAR!!! HOW ABOUT WE NOT TRY AND KILL EACH OTHER EVEN MORE WHILE THERE'S A WHOLE CITY FULL OF OTHER GUYS TRYING TO KILL US!?
#yes yes yes once again: I UNDERSTAND THE SYMBOLISM. this will be discussed in the upcoming blockbuster meta be PATIENT#the iliad#patroclus#achilles#tagamemnon#rowyn reads the iliad#text post tag#homer#diomedes really went OUT OF HIS WAY#In the stabbing the other guy to death department#BITCH THIS IS A GAME!?#STOP TARGETING HIS NECK!!!!!!!
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Nestor before the chariot race: son, i know u were trained in horsemanship by the literal gods, Zeus and Poseidon, so u dont need me to tell u how to drive this race....BUT I'M GONNA!!!!
*smash-cut to*:
Nestor after the chariot race: listing out all the events that he won at previous funeral games.
U wanna place ur bets on which one he lost?
OH YES THAT'S RIGHT: THE FUCKING CHARIOT RACE!!!!!!!
#Nestor#Nestor of pylos#antilochus#the iliad#tagamemnon#homer#greek mythology#rowyn reads the iliad#text post tag#okay i admit it#i have an agenda#and that agenda is: NESTOR'S TACTICAL ADVICE FUCKING S U C K S#like what he suggests to antilochus does technically 'work' bc he passes menelaus#but it's HEAVILY criticised during and afterwards#for being reckless and dangerous af#and leads Menelaus and Antilochus into conflict#(which Antilochus does ultimately resolve by apologising and giving way to Menelaus)#(and yes i am Aware of the parallels to book 1 and this being like the kid-gloves metaphorical @-ing of Agamemnon and Achilles)#(being like: u see boys? this is what u SHOULD have done!!! and then this whole debacle could've been avoided! (and u fucking too Paris!!!))#(BUT THIS AINT ABOUT THEM RIGHT NOW)#this is about my BEEF with Nestor!!! and how I lowkey (not very lowkey at all tbh) think he SUCKS#bro ur fucking Past It. get off the battlefield where u put other men in danger by becoming a liability#and also get out of the dang war councils bc ur tactics are outdated and uninformed!!!!#u can stay to tell peeps to seek jesus/their greek god of choice when they're getting all hot-headed and irrational. as a treat#BUT STOP TRYING TO INSERT URSELF INTO WAR TO TRY AND FORCE OUT SOME MORE GLORY FOR URSELF#IT AINT FOR U ANYMORE.#POSEIDON. COME HERE AND YEET THIS BITCH#(yes yes i know what nestor ~represents~ and his ~narrative purpose~ and the ~symbolism~ blah blah blaaaah)#(I CAN KNOW THAT AND STILL HATE HIM!!! I CONTAIN MULTITUDES!!!!!!)#wow didnt realise i was beefing quite THAT hard with nestor but hey! now it's Out There
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"Odysseus surely cheated/had other women! Every man did it!" Then you apply the same logic to Hector and they lose their mind
#listen. LISTEN.#hector sucked.#and so did Odysseus. and Agamemnon. and Achilles. and Patroclus. and Diomedes. and Aeneas. and: literally everyone.#and they all did good too#bc they're all: People#and sometimes people suck. and fuck up#and that's okaaaay!!!!!#that makes them human#and interesting#we like human and interesting#nothing is more boring in a character than perfection#like okay gr8 u made the best little guy ever no notes. what am i supposed to do with this now????#that's no fuuun#let them fuck up#then let's see how they react#it's the Most delicious#text post tag#the iliad#rowyn yaps
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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
10. Could you be best friends with this character?
11. Would you date this character?
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)
16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?
19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
23. Favorite picture of this character?
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!
#character asks#the iliad#greek mythology#hit me up on my blorbos#let me yap#this is really just me throwing this into the void#begging for an excuse to UNHINGE abt my blorbos#if u want Suggestions of characters:#Agamemnon. Odysseus. Diomedes. Penelope.#are my top favourites#but u can ask me abt who/whatever#some other fandoms to Spice Things Up if u feel like it:#black sails. battlestar galactica. wheel of time. ASOIAF. critical role (all campaigns).#Ask Game#Character Ask Game#text post tag#H I T M E
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Kinda feels like everyone glosses over the whole Clytemnestra becoming a ghost and haunting her son thing.
Like this is really the last thing she does. She becomes like a evil daemon or something I dunno she gets one last monolog. I just think ghost mom and orestes are more interesting than people give it credit for.
#clytemnestra is really just that bitch who has never let anything go EVER huh?#GIRL UR DEAD NOW PLS JUST NAP!!!!#or go float angrily through the underworld trying to find Agamemnon or something#let ya boi LIVE#Clytemnestra#orestes#greek mythology#text post tag
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I love the moment where the last of Patroclus' funeral games comes up, the spear-throwing. Agamemnon and Meriones stand up to compete and Achilles immediately just goes, "no, no Agamemnon, we all know u are the bestest at spear-throwing, imma just give u the prizes automatically, let's not bother going through the motions." Bc....so many ways to take this/ponder Why.
Some examples/food for thought:
-Achilles just wanting to prove he and Agamemnon are besties again - everyone look at how besties we are!
-Achilles looking at the GIGANTIC HOLE that's still gaping through Agamemnon’s spear-chucking arm, knowing this bitch WILL reopen that wound and is not capable of half-arseing anything and just...does not want to deal with that rn.
-Achilles still being lowkey salty @ Agamemnon and does not want to witness him Do Well in anything. T'would sicken him!!!
-Achilles just Knows Agamemnon loves the pretty cauldron with the lovely flowers on it and will be broken-hearted if he isn't cooking fabulous stew in it by nightfall and Achilles doesn't want to break Agamemnon’s lil heart in this.
#Agamemnon#Achilles#the iliad#tagamemnon#meriones#rowyn reads the iliad#text post tag#homer#homeric epics#Agamemnon x Achilles#im personally in favour of the#“Agamemnon bro ur arm is BARELY STILL ATTACHED RN can we not!?”#....ur not going to be sensible abt this are u? no. ofc ur not.#okay yay Agamemnon is the bestest spear thrower ever we dont even need to see him!!!#ur welcome i stopped u yeeting ur arm off along with the spear#because it's Funniest to me#tho achilles wanting Agamemnon to cook him epic stew in his new flowery cauldron#is a close second#i havent approached a single liveblog post seriously or sensibly#y'all are going to be SO SHOOKLED when i drop 10k words of hella serious meta
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Agamemnon, who has received approximately 0 (ZERO) godly aid throughout the Trojan War, watching both Aphrodite and Apollo go out of their way to protect Hector's CORPSE after his death like:
#Agamemnon#hector of troy#tagamemnon#the iliad#aphrodite#apollo#hector#rowyn reads the iliad#homer#text post tag#Agamemnon is SO FUCKING DONE lmfao#i mean he's not actually canonically fucking done to be clear#like we do not see this done-ness on-screen in the iliad. technically.#but i FEEL IT. in my FUCKING BONES!!!!!#every man and his dog is out here getting godly intervention#EVEN THE FUCKING CORPSES!!!!!!#but Agamemnon gets like#lied to by zeus#and a 'get on out there and do better' smack in the nuts from poseidon#THROW MY MAN A BONE Y'ALL HOT FUCKING DAMN
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shout out to caretakers reaching through bars to get to whumpee and failing. shoutout to chains that pull just tight enough to stop them from holding their hand. shoutout to the shoulder pressed against the metal and outstretched fingers, yelling their name, just a little further, just a little more--
#oh. oh NO#this Compels me#my blorbos have been through So Much already#but like i could put 'em through: MORE!!!#text post tag
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Does our Lord qinny ship Diomedes with someone other than odysseus cs ody out here pulling EVERYONE (cough-cough manwhore) but dio only be smitten with ody
I have tried seeking other ships of him, but the other two solid ones are really hard for me to do so…
One is with Sthenelus which I couldn’t bring myself to like it at all (im sorry DioSthe enjoyers) because ever since I read Iliad and read some info on Epigoni, I viewed them as brothers, purely platonic. (Idk Sthenelus gives me protective mother bird energy)
And the other I just found out recently is with Aeneas, this one is for the pure comedic filter I’ve got for these two ever since first read of book 5 and more stories about them meeting later. I don’t know- but I’ve always hc that Aeneas is absolutely HORRIFIED of Dio after book5 (I’m talking Tom and Jerry level scream of terror) and that one time he met Aeneas again after Iliad. I’ve imagined dude just goes in to full on PTSD reliving his broken hip bones experience in the fist 3 seconds of seeing Dio’s face. And Diomedes was just Hi :D *quick smile* *small wave* *completely forgot the reason why this guy is going in to full blown panic attack*
Yeah one is for personal reasons and the other is for pure comedic effect to the point of unable to ship without bursting in to laughter
#i mean#im sure Dio could help with the PTSD#introduce Aeneas to OTHER ways he could break his hip bones for instance#aeneas#diomedes#dioneas#idk if i even ship this BUT I SAW THE CHANCE FOR CRIME AND SO I TOOK IT#ask post tag#sthenelus#dio x sthenelus is good shit tho#these guys are all very fruity#and were stuck in a 10 year long war together#what im saying is that Many Smoothies were made in that time#also please consider: Diomedes x Agamemnon!#they've got so much overlapping trauma!!!#“hey my dad did cannibalism and ur dad did cannibalism isnt that wild?”#sounds like a ripe blender to make the aforementioned smoothies if u ask me#if u ask me i also need to sleep but that aint relevant rn
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#AND WHAT IF I SAID AGAMEMNON!?#WHAT THEN!?#ARE Y'ALL READY FOR THAT TEA!?#i do not think so#but i DO think this#agamemnon#i tragically probably cant 'tism him the way i want to#but he ain't fuckin neurotypical im telling u that right now lol#text post tag#meme tag#tag a character
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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.
#I DONT NEED UR VALIDATION!!!#i scream#as i repeatedly poke my ao3 inbox for some Validation#writer#writing#i WRITE for me#but I publish it for ATTENTION#text post tag
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IPHIGENEIA'S SACRIFCE, AKA: "THAT'S NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED"
Every time someone describes/reduces Agamemnon’s choice to sacrifice Iphigenia as "he killed his daughter to go to war" or "he killed his daughter for favourable winds to get to Troy faster" I lose 10 years off my life. Which means by this point I died approximately 9,000 years ago.
Because y'all...y'all do understand that was NOT the choice, right? Like. It was not "Iphigenia lives, no war" vs "Iphigenia dies, yes war!" That was NOT the choice. That was NEVER the choice. It was NEVER that simple. It was NEVER that easy. IT WAS NEVER ACTUALLY THAT CHOICE AT ALL. The choice is not Iphigenia or war. The choice is not even whether Iphigenia lives or dies. The only actual choice Agamemnon gets to make, realistically speaking, is HOW Iphigenia dies.
ARTEMIS IS A GOD!!!
First of all: Artemis is a GOD. Artemis, the god, DEMANDED Agamemnon sacrifice his daughter to appease her/because she was pissed at him. Do you REALLY think, ignoring the gathered army for a moment (I'll get there), but just thinking purely from an Agamemnon-Artemis standpoint for a moment she would have let him just say no?
Hypothetically, if Agamemnon had said, "eh, nah, don't really fancy killing my own kid, actually, I'll just go home and forget about this war business" do you HONESTLY believe that Artemis would've been like "yeah, cool bro, it's all good, I'm no longer mad about the Special Deer you killed, we're even-stevens, have a lovely trip home, tell the wife I said hello." NO!!!! This is a PUNISHMEMT. This is Artemis taking revenge for Agamemnon’s mistake/in some instances his hubris and boasting. Any circumstance here that does not end with a dead Iphigenia therefore ends with a dissatisfied Artemis. And that ain't happening*.
*I also do NOT believe/credit any 'Artemis was trying to stop the war/emphasise the cost of war/use Iphigenia to show Agamemnon how the innocents suffer in war' takes. Because no. This is the same goddess who, alongside Apollo, murdered 12 of one of Agamemnon’s ancestors children because she boasted about having better pussy game than Artemis' mum. Artemis also shows up to stick her bow in a couple of times in the Iliad for the lolz. And it's clearly stated this war is happening/continuing/not being allowed to end BECAUSE of the gods in the Iliad.
The idea Artemis actually was trying to stop things/believed the war would stop if Agamemnon ~understood the cost~ is bullshit. (Not least because Agamemnon 1) is one of the few Greek Kings present who has firsthand war experience. 2) if you don't know already just…just go google the house of atreus then come back and try telling me fucking AGAMEMNON doesnt understand the suffering of innocents lmfao
This is a standard: mortal pisses off god, god demands they pay the price. The price is Iphigenia being killed. The only real choice Agamemnon has is how that happens. And, beyond the whole “pissed off god” thing (as if that wasn't enough) there are other factors here too:
ITCHY ARMIES
It's been discussed before that Agamemnon is not really alone in making this decision. Because there are: 1,000 ships (give or take) with him, each with, let's say, around 100 soldiers. That equals: a lot of people - around 100,000 soldiers. That's: a lot of fucking people. It's also: a lot of fucking people squished in a not very large space.

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See that lil red blob? That's Aulis. See the skinny channel between Aulis and the above chunk of land (which is Eubeoa). Yeh that’s where A Lot of ships are squished. Aulis was an ASSEMBLY point, it was meant to be the place everyone gathered, quick headcount, then yeet. They're not supposed to stay there.
Lots of Regular Ass People, nevermind soldiers, smooshed in one place causes lots of things to happen. None of them are good. Building boredom, and building tension, and building frustration is going to lead to: an increase in fights, scuffles, discontent and discipline issues. Especially amidst a group of soldiers who are newly assembled, newly brought together to mingle with other armies (and there WILL be factions who have previous beefs and are disposed to having enmity with each other). Add into that the fact most of the commanders/kings don't really have any proper experience in war/have just wrangled up their troops that's…a bad set-up and is asking for the army to eat itself alive if left long enough.
Pressures adding onto that, one of which is: disease/sickness. Even without divine help (thanks Apollo!) of plague spreading, lots of people smooshed in small spaces, especially with fighting/injuries, that's going to cause illness and infection. That's: bad.
Also…
“BECALMED!” “I AM CALMED!!!!!”
Something I see talked about LESS but which definitely feels like A Big Problem to me from my EXTENSIVE knowledge of it (thanks Black Sails!) is the ships being what we call ‘becalmed’. This sounds pleasant! It is: not. (Obligatory disclaimer i am Not, in general, A Boat Expert (i actually get seasick looool) BUT, some quick googleage confirms that, as I guessed, this would be: Bad.)
Being becalmed essentially means: the wind goes away, your sailing ship with its lovely big sails is great, a marvel of ancient world exploration! It can't do shit if there's: no wind. It gets stuck. Drifting vaguely and sadly waiting for the winds to pls come back so it can: go somewhere.
This USUALLY happens out on open sea and is very obviously: not desirable. However it can ALSO happen even while ships are at port under ‘certain circumstances’ in this case those circumstances are: pissed off gods. No wind means no movement. No movement means: no war and no Troy. No movement ALSO means: no going home.
“But but but ROWYN! What about the ROWERS!!!The Greek ships, according to Homer (and history) generally had oars!” I hear u boat people shriek. And yes they did! Oar-driven ships can also become becalmed in situations of rowers being: sleepy, the oars being broken or damaged, or currents/winds that are too strong to row against. (Or, mayhaps...an angry god!)
At a certain point the logic of boats etc has to be tempered by, well, temper. Specifically: Artemis’. In theory if we were just dealing with normal old ‘mother nature is being a bitch and has said ‘no winds for now!’’ that's one thing. And under those circumstances the fleet could've likely just oared its way out of port and off to Troy. We also have the element of: a pissed off god to consider.
UNDER PRESSURE (not the fun Queen kind)
The lack of winds is a means of applying pressure. Because, let's be real, no at least semi-reasonable human being (which Agamemnon, largely, WAS) is going to look at a daughter he loves (which Agamemnon evidently DID) and go “alright sweetie, unfortunately papa has to murder you now” without exhausting: ALL OTHER OPTIONS.
That means Artemis had to prevent any other options from working. So that there is an UNAVOIDABLE/INSURMOUNTABLE pressure/some sort of force pushing Agamemnon irresistibly towards: child sacrifice. That means Artemis is not going to let them just casually row their way out of port. Nor is she going to let them go home to abandon the attempt/try again later. She wants Agamemnon to be appropriately punished. Appropriately punished, as Artemis has decided, is Agamemnon killing Iphigenia. That means they are, supernaturally, becalmed. That is: very bad.
There are 100,000+ soldiers PLUS (as the Iliad notes) OTHER crew like rowers and clerks in ADDITION to the soldiers. They do not have supplies prepared to sustain them on an extended stop at what was supposed to just be a meeting place. They are NOT in a place designed to hold/support that many people. The land around them is filled with their OWN people CANNOT feed/water that extra months smooshed in here. And the whole “angry god says no ship movement” means they can't raid further afield/NOT their own people.
Artemis has essentially arranged it so that even if, by some (not-happening) MIRACLE, the kings manage to keep control of their increasingly unruly armies and they avoid in-fighting/mutiny/disease: these people are all going to start dying from dehydration and starvation. And quickly. People who are: in the process of dying from starvation and dehydration are not typically known for their rational minds and good choices. This is going to increase the tension and pressures and fighting/injury. It's going to increase the death toll.
THE ACTUAL CHOICE
So now Agamemnon’s ACTUAL choice, as enforced by, again, THE LITERAL GOD is: how many of your men are you going to let die before you give in and kill your daughter. With an extra bonus concern of: is your daughter going to get a quick, relatively merciful death or is she going to be torn apart (likely along with Agamemnon, his brother, and inner circle/closest men) by a starving, angry, disease-riddled mob?
This is also, incidentally, why Odysseus gets involved/helps this process. Because much as (apparently) he gets viewed as a ruthless, “ends justify ANY means” borderline sociopathic arsehole: he is not, in actual fact, comfortable with willy-nilly child murder! (What a high bar our blorbos have to clear, y'all…/s). What Odysseus IS capable of/where he excels is logic. And logic (as demonstrated by this feral shrieking which is, believe or fucking not, rooted in logic) says, clearly: Iphigenia is effectively already dead. And was as soon as Artemis made her demand. The only question now is how messy this is going to be/how much Iphigenia is going to suffer for this. Odysseus steps in to try and MINIMISE both (not for the sheer glee of logic-sanctioned child murder, actually)
I WOULD LIKE TO UNINSTALL 'GIVING A FUCK', PLS - Agamemnon
But okay back to Agamemnon and the bonus problem if the starving, angry, disease-riddled mob. Because THOSE PEOPLE are actually also an extra pressure on Agamemnon because he, repeatedly, indisputably and canonically CARES about the lives of the men who have pledged to follow him, and feels guilt/concern which IS STRONGER THAN his stubbornness and pride and just about everything else.
Imma throw some quotations at you now so you can't say this post is JUST me shrieking bc look! Iliad words! (All Iliad references below are from the Richmond Lattimore translation).
'Still I am willing to give her (Chryseis) back, if such is the best way.
I myself desire that my people be safe, not perish. (Iliad, Book 1, Line 116)
HE LITERALLY SAYS IT. LIKE HE SAYS IT RIGHT THERE!!! He tells the army Chryseis is dearer to him than his wife (which is a whole other kettle of fish, i aint getting into that rn) - but the POINT is he loves this woman, and he refused to ransom her back for A Lot Of Money. And he's not HAPPY about it, but as soon as he's told doing so will stop his people dying by plague (thanks Apollo!) he agrees. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIS PEOPLE TO DIE.
"'Still, Zeus, bring to pass at least this thing that I pray for.
Let our men at least get clear and escape, and let not the Achaians be thus beaten down at the hands of the Trojans.’
[Agamemnon] spoke thus, and as he wept the father took pity upon him and bent his head, that the people should stay alive, and not perish.
(Iliad, Book 8, Line 242)
This is LITERALLY what he prays for.
Now keep in mind that in book 2 Zeus sent ‘Evil Dream’ down to Agamemnon and basically ordered him to go attack Troy because Zeus would let him capture the city and be victorious at last. And Zeus straight-up LIED to him. And has done nothing of the sort.
Agamemnon would be well within his rights to be like ‘yo, mate, the FUCK!? Where's my goddamn glory? Where's my victory you yourself promised me like 2 days ago!? Bruh!?!?!?’ (and he does kind of ask WHY, MAN!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? in the earlier part of this prayer, to be entirely transparent)
But what he ACTUALLY, ACTIVELY PRAYS FOR, is not for victory, or for strength, or personal glory, (which, those who've read the Iliad knows how dang important glory is to everyone/as a central theme), or even the ability to get revenge/payback and kill a bunch of Trojans in return.
Agamemnon asks nothing for himself, or even for vengeance for the dead; he asks for the living. He begs Zeus to please let his men escape and stop them from being slaughtered. And Zeus is so moved by his genuine grief and pain at this that he actually listens, and actually does let the people stay alive, because of Agamemnon’s prayer (and note how the wording echoes Agamemnon’s assertion in book 1- what he desires is his people ‘not perish’, and what Zeus grants in response to his book 8 prayer is that ‘the people…not perish’, further reinforcing that was NOT just talk on Agamemnon’s part).
There are other (many other) instances that prove Agamemnon Cares - but i think we Get It for the purposes of this meta (and I'm going to deep-dive the other examples later anyway), but like you see it, right??? You HAVE to see how much this man GENUINELY cares. He refuses vast amounts of wealth and treasures to ransom back Chryseis - but he's NOT willing to sacrifice any of his soldier's lives and IMMEDIATELY returns her (with additional gifts/his own wealth to make sure things are smoothed over properly). He's so obviously desperate and distraught when he prays, not for glory or victory, that Zeus (who has at this point forbidden his own wife and daughter from interfering to stop the Trojans killing the Greeks) feels pity for him and is moved to help him.
And EVEN IF you wanted to argue that this is an Agamemnon 10 years later and maybe he wasn't like that when the armies first gathered at Aulis…You CANNOT tell me, if THAT is how he responds to random soldiers, many of whom he's likely never even met/doesn't know the names of, yet feels responsibility over because they're HIS people and he is their leader, that he didn't care a thousand times more for his ACTUAL FLESH-AND-BLOOD, HOME GROWN AND RAISED DAUGHTER.
DEATH vs SACRIFICE
I will stand for no more casual “yeah Agamemnon killed his kid for better winds” takes. NO MORE! I WILL HAVE NONE OF IT.
I will permit no further “Agamemnon CHOSE to sacrifice his daughter for the war to go ahead” because did he FUCK. Agamemnon did not CHOOSE to kill Iphigenia. Agamemnon's only CHOICE was how and when she died and how many soldiers went with her.
There was NO way for Agamemnon to save Iphigenia. NONE. Because if there had been ANY alternative AT ALL: he damn well would've fucking taken it. “But but but he could've-” No. He couldn't.
Because Iphigenia's DEATH was not Agamemnon’s punishment and Artemis’ revenge. If it had been Artemis would've just killed her herself, as she did to Niobe's daughters. Iphigeneia's SACRIFICE was Agamemnon’s punishment and Artemis’ revenge.
She wanted HIM to do it. She wanted HIM to kill his child (either by holding the knife, or giving the order, either way). HE had to do that. HE had to actually kill his own child and live with the grief and guilt and consequences of that for the rest of his life. THAT was what she wanted.
He killed her Special Deer and wasn't upset about it, so she wanted him to Feel It. She wanted him to kill something and be tormented by that grief and guilt for the rest of his life, as she felt he should have been over the Special Deer.
Artemis didn't want Iphigenia to die necessarily, she wanted Agamemnon to kill her. (And that's why the last minute switcharoo with the deer on the altar instead works/is sometimes allowed by Artemis- because even if Iphigenia lives, Agamemnon STILL gets to suffer in the knowledge and the guilt that he WOULD have killed her).
WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOU-TO KILL YOUR OWN CHILD? WHAT THE FUCK, ARTEMIS!?
Agamemnon never got to choose if Iphigenia lived or died. The ONLY one who had that power of THAT choice was Artemis herself. (Which is seen, as I mentioned, when sometimes she last minute swaps Iphigenia for a deer (Artemis dropping in another Special Deer for Agamemnon to kill in Aulis like: YOU'LL CARE ABOUT KILLING THIS ONE, MOTHERFUCKER.) and takes Iphigenia as an acolyte instead.
Because (in a rather nice parallel to her father Zeus also being moved by Agamemnon’s pleas to protect his soldiers in the Iliad) Artemis acknowledges that, yeah, this is pretty fucked up actually lol. And she does not necessarily help/forgive Agamemnon - but does protect/spare Iphigenia/his soldiers. And, again as discussed: Agamemnon STILL gets to suffer/live with the consequences of Special Deer Killing Crime with The Guilt…(and also the axe to the face courtesy of Clytemnestra. But I think that was just an added bonus punishment rather than the actual goal tbh)) it's a win-win for Artemis. And a constant soul-crushing loss for Agamemnon.
QUESTION: IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE. ANSWER: GUARANTEED SUFFERING
He could NEVER have saved her. He could NEVER have prevented her death. He could ONLY minimise casualties and suffering. He was in an impossible situation and it could only ever end with the death of his child (or 100,000 random soldiers instead, IF you actually think they'd have all just sat around and died for this, Iphigenia being brought by Agamemnon/Odysseus/Santa Claus or otherwise)That is: FUCKED UP.
It was not about winds. It was not about war. It was not about life or death. It was about saving who and what he could. (Actually it was about: SUFFERING regardless. But in terms of 'what Agamemnon could ACTUALLY influence/change - that's where the minimising agony part comes in.)
ONLY Artemis could stop Iphigenia dying. Agamemnon could only lose. That's why it was a punishment! That's why the story is a tragedy!!! Because there is no way to win.
Try to row to Troy, fuck your lack of wind/impossible demand: god says no.
Try to row home, fuck your lack of wind/impossible demand: god says no.
Refuse to sacrifice Iphigenia:
-Scenario A: Your army of 100,000 men starve/dehydrate/fight/disease their way to death because they CANNOT LEAVE THIS PLACE* (god says no) or raid/resupply (god says no)
*except to go obtain your child. So she can be killed. Bc that's the only thing the god WOULD allow. (Logic, people).
-Scenario B: they decide to help you out and murder your child for you. (and probably you and all your family/closest allies as well). Which is NOT gonna be pleasant.
Sacrifice Iphigenia: congrats you killed your own kid, you are now: sad forever and you STILL have to fight a 10 year long war.
This is what we call: The Ideal Tragedy. A Lose-Lose-Lose-Lose set-up. Just the way the gods like it.
IN CONCLUSION: THE YEET GRENADE OF FACTS AND TRUTH
Okay is that enough now? Can I please stop yapping about this?? Do we concede that “Agamemnon killed Iphigenia to go to war/for better winds to get to war faster/was just soooo horny for that good sweet bloodshed action that he casually executed his firstborn kid” is NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!?!?!?
NO CHOICE. NO SAVING. NO OPTIONS BUT SUFFERING: the greek god's FAVOURITE way to punish naughty mortals.
May I now please REST!?!?!? too bad, im gonna. But now i have this rant to yeet at peoples’ heads like a damn grenade of Facts And Truth if ppl start @-ing Agamemnon for this. (And u can yeet it too, feel free. This is not just My grenade now, it is Our grenade).
Agamemnon has lots of other Actual Flaws: can we talk about them instead!? Please!! Please god roast this man in a Factual Way, so i dont feel COMPELLED to defend him. That is literally SO doable. I genuinely beg u.
#Agamemnon#tagamemnon#Iphigenia#Odysseus#Artemis#the iliad#iphigenia at aulis#bro why u do dis to ag anyway?#bc this shit aint in the iliad!!!!#but seems to be THE main or at least one of the main things ppl know/think about in relation to Agamemnon#yeah mister “BROTHER ARE YOU OKAY!? IF YOU DIE I WILL AVENGE YOU. I WILL TEAR THIS CITY DOWN BRICK BY BRICK!!!”#THEN I'LL USE THOSE BRICKS TO BUILD YOU THE BEST BURIAL MOUND THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN SO NO ONE EVER FORGETS YOU#BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRO!!!!#yeah THAT guy. he'd have been 100% down for casually executing his kid to satiate his Need For War#how accurate. much in character. so supported by the canonical facts.......................#y'all did it. y'all finally broke me#i snapped. and THIS is what happens when i snap: NO ONE KNOWS PEACE AGAIN#fr tho will u PLEASE just hate on Agamemnon in a factually accurate way?#PLEASE#Then i can just mute u and move on#and i dont have to do: THIS#AND IT'LL BE DONE AGAIN#BC “AGAMEMNON WAS A SHIT LEADER” IS NOT ACTUALLY ACCURATE ACTUALLY.#AND THAT WILL BE COMING SOON (as soon as i have a laptop)#(yes that means i did write this entire thing on: my phone. bc i was just feeling THAT fruity and unhinged)#TEST ME NOT. READ THE THING. DO NOT CHERRY-PICK BITS OF THE THING AND IGNORE OTHER BITS THAT DO NOT SUPPORT YOUR HATE/PERSONAL VIBES#THAT IS WHY WE HAVE FANFIC. SO YOU CAN WRITE AUs. AND POINT AT THE FACTS/CANON BUT GO “I DONT LIKE THIS SO IM IGNORING IT”#STOP BASING UR CHARACTER HATE/DEPICTIONS/ANALYSIS ON: THINGS THAT ARE PEOPLES' COMMON VAGUE IMPRESSION OF CANON. WHICH IS NOT /ACTUAL CANON/#i beg of thee. i am Too Old to keep doing this (that's a lie ive never felt more alive) BUT EVEN SO: PLEASE. NO MORE!!!!)#long post
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finishing up this tantalus timeline and realising ... it could be argued that agamemnon didn't even make the oath to protect menelaus/helen's marriage. he didn't have to go to troy because of an oath. he went for menelaus. oh no.
#i shall stand by this theory to my DEATH#Agamemnon went to war for the people he loved#first and foremost Menelaus#but I think Clytemnestra played a role too#like Helen is her sister as well as Menelaus' wife#honestly I could make a semi-decent argument that the Iliad - if not canonises at the very least STRONGLY supports this idea#from that line in book whatever...(im so scholarly) but where Agamemnon convenes a midnight eepy insomnia war council#(i think it's book 9)#and he says to Nestor that he knows Menelaus isn't lazy or a coward or anything like that#but...he doesn't do anything/he waits until AGAMEMNON does/starts whatever it is Menelaus wants to do#and you know#given the fact Agamemnon is the general/ultimate leader among the assembled armies#the assembled armies it's specifically said that HE assembled#and that Menelaus is (FASCINATINGLY) allergic to having authority over other men/giving orders#yeah. Agamemnon is doing this for a lot of reasons and not one of them is “he HAD to”#like there was no oath; no vow; no chain dragging him by the neck to this war. Nothing but love.#AGAMEMNON CARES SO MUCH AND SO MANY OF Y'ALL SLEEP ON THAT AND IT K I L L S ME#also the dynamic of Agamemnon and Menelaus in terms of leading/following and older brother/younger brother makes me SICK#it's SO fucking fascinating. ESPECIALLY when you know/take into account the FUCKED UP family history of the house of Atreus#something something Agamemnon taking charge and telling Menelaus not to do anything without coming to him first in case it pisses off Atreus#bc that would get Menelaus hurt. and Agamemnon can't have that. and this survival-necessary dynamic just sort of...never went away#i also fully subscribe to “becoming atreus is Agamemnon’s biggest fear”#we dont talk enough abt Agamemnon’s childhood trauma and the way he carries it to this day#THAT'S WHY HIS MUSCLES ARE SO BIG PEOPLE!! IT'S ALL THE UNPROCESSED TRAUMA HE'S DRAGGING AROUND WITH HIM 24/7!!!#Agamemnon#will i ever be normal about this man again? naw. that ship sailed LONG AGO lbr#menelaus#house of atreus#atreides#text post tag
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Loved your thoughts on Penelope + Menody! How do you think Penelope could fit into Odyio or Agaody?
this is so fun. this is the kind of ask i love ASDFGHJK
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it's more .... agamemnon fitting into odypen. i feel. then the other way round.
agamemnon is. hard. to get along with. i feel. you have to REALLY know him and take time to ....... get what he's like and why he's like that. so i feel like penelope, at first, .... is really pissed off by him. but her lil rat husband is like 'babe please he said i was his only friend we cant make him sleep outside'
aga can appreciate a smart, strong-willed and quick thinking woman though. he thinks penelope's pretty hot for that.
and when penelope realises that agamemnon is being genuinely appreciative of her and NOT taking the piss. she likes it. she doesnt NEED men to tell her she's amazing. but it's always nice.
basically penelope has two men who think she's just amazing around her a lot?
that being said. odysseus is mediator. aga and pen can be stubborn as HECK. and ody just gotta try and keep em both sweet. penelope is usually right. and he's gotta navigate that with agamemnon who hates being wrong. but we all know how peak ody is at standing up the agamemnon tbh.
ody sits back and watches pen and aga have a wicked sense of humour though. i think aga and pen are so quick witted. odysseus has a sharp tongue, sure. but those two are funny af gossips? maybe they're lil gossips a lil bit shhhhh
omg the whole odysseus: whats so funny? agamemnon and penelope: nothing :))))))
penelope sits back and watches agamemnon fawn over and bend to her tiny husband's every whim and it makes her giggle. aga could crush ody in his hand and yet he seeks approval for everything.
agamemnon sits back and gets to watch his friend be happy. truly honestly happy and loved and to give love. odysseus adores penelope and she makes him very happy and i dont think even aga can begrudge that.
i'll be damned if aga isnt a human furnace soft cushion of a man that the ithakan royals sleep on every night.
penelope teaches aga board games. he's a BAD loser at first. he has never beaten either of them yet. but he's getting there.
its the epitome of 'hi, my name is penelope and this is my husband odysseus.... and this is odysseus' boyfriend, agamemnon'
#this is like 2 years old but do i GIVE A /FUCK/!? NO!!!!!#Ody: you took in SO many strays while I was at war Pen. ur telling me I don't even get ONE!? Pen: they were CATS! this is a whole ass man!!!#Od: Agamemnon is basically a cat. He's prissy; haughty; judgemental af; stubborn as a tree stump and never seems to express ANY gratitude!#Ag isn't sure How To Be in this new dynamic so he defaults to what he was trained by his father: Formal Courtly Civility. Pen HATES it.#she HATES propriety and tradition and how it trapped her with the suitors. she hates falsehood and people not being real with her.#she H A T E S that she CANT get a read on Ag as hard as she tries. Her >:( naturally just makes Ag Even More Passive-Aggresively Polite.#this is only resolved when Ag FINALLY loses patience and actually snaps at her. and to his surprise: she GRINS at him. bc that was REAL.#now she can work with him. and it also opens the floodgates on the quick-witted thing u mentioned. bc Ag and Pen like that are TERRIFYING.#Ody is incredibly smart and sharp but he doesn't have the Cool Composure required to keep up with a constant stream of back and forth barbs#Ag and Pen do. and they will GLEEFULLY verbally spar while concerned servants are like “should we do something?” and Ody goes “no no!!!”#also once Pen starts actually Seeing Ag (and how fucked up he is) - it's over for him. i feel Pen can get bad cases of “i can fix him”#this didn't apply to Ody bc she ofc saw he was A Freak. but it matched Her Freak so that was fine. Ag is A Freak too but he's also: broken.#like i love him but the man has more issues than national geographic magazine. and NONE of them are resolved. He just Represses & Copes.#Pen is like: “i can fix him”. starting with: necromancy; bringing back Atreus; and killing him REPEATEDLY. as a form of therapy.#but fr once she realises what Ag needs more than anything are: hugs; genuine love; feeling safe; validation; and getting dicked tf down?#yeah she's good. she Gets Him. only person in the universe more aggressively protective than Ag? Pen. congrats fucker: u just met ur match!!#speaking of match: teaching Ag board games (HOW DID HE NOT KNOW BEFORE!? OH WOE CRUEL WORLD!!) is a Mistake. from Od's POV anyway.#bc Pen and Ag are both: Competitive. 'Ody is competitive too tho!' No. Not like these 2. Od is competitive once u draw him into a game.#Pen and Ag are competitive 34/7 365 days a year like their lives DEPEND ON IT. and once Ag Cracks The Code on the strategy of these games?#it's OVER. bc Ag is (contrary to popular belief): GOOD at his job! and his job is: war! which requires: GOOD STRATEGY. and he has: 0 chill!#Ody wakes up one night Alone at 3am and it's bc Pen is studying a board set up in one room and Ag is doing EXACTLY the same in another.#Ag and Pen are also 100% the “the couple who judges together stays together”. Pen is DELIGHTED she's got a Mean Bitch in Ag to gossip with.#Ag fawning over Ody - and being Obviously and Genuinely happy Ody is happy wins Pen over too. he hides things well but NOT hearteyes for Od#honestly Pen and Ag are just united by “oh I'm happy you make Ody happy”...and also competitiveness spite and JUDGEMENT. that too.#this polycule is practical too. bc for all their skills Ody & Pen: cannot cook to save themselves. Ag: can. (yes they have servants but SHH)#listen all i really want is for Agamemnon to be that one feral stray cat that Partner A (Od) BEGS Partner B (Pen) to let them adopt.#and B grumbles and says “fine - but it's ENTIRELY ur responsibility”. then a year later it's just them cuddling and doting on said cat.#AG IS A GIANT PATHETIC SAD WET CAT OF A MAN AND NOW BC OF THIS POST I HAVE A NEED FOR HIM TO BE PEN'S GIANT PATHETIC SAD WET CAT OF A MAN#Agamemnon
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the girls!!!! and toxic old man yaoi.
#i think these are still my favourite agamemnon and Odysseus designs#and the agaody of it all!!!!#the height difference#the SMIRK#the STARE#the “I Am Not Amused”#INCREDIBLE. ABSOLUTELY ICONIC. 10/10 NO NOTES#those two are gonna fuck hot and dirty within the next 5 minutes or else im paris#greek mythology#helen#clytemnestra#penelope#agamemnon#odysseus#agaody#the iliad#ALSO THE LADIES ARE LOVELY TOO!!!@#i swear im still a lesbian#the toxic yaoi has just Consumed me#art#fanart#iliad fanart
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