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Imagine a world where every book was just a retelling of Watership Down. Every book someone recommends to you - dystopian YA novel, historical fiction, murder mystery - was carried out through the medium of sapient rabbits. Most of them even still using specific terms from the lapine language, and, by default, sharing the setting of rural midcentury Britain. Like, there are other books with other settings and other archetypes, but the vast majority of stories are shoehorned into somehow being about rabbits in burrows. You might think I'm setting up a metaphor for the corporate monopoly held by Wizards of the Coast through Dungeons and Dragons, but, actually, I just wanted you to imagine this world with me. Wouldn't it be perfect?

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Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original

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Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.

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wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

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just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

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Getting your name stolen by the fae: ⚠️ 🚫 😔

Donating your deadname to a good cause (a fae undergoing the difficult and onerous process of immigration): ✅ 🎖️☮️

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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Blue Mosque - Istanbul, Turkey.

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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i wish - submitted by shittybraindrawings

#0E1333 #584583 #A4AAFF #ECE9DE #FFDD65

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thisis all i drew today

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Yeah sure dying young would suck and being immortal would solve that pretty fast, but have you considered you would miss out on being a weird old person?

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i must not reference dune. referencing dune is the ah beans

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Never forget

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🎊 Happy Mole Interest Day 🎉