Gwaine meeting Kilgarrah would have been entertainment gold, can you imagine. Kilgarrah would do his usual riddle bullshit which makes absolutely no sense and I swear down Gwaine would understand every word. They’d get on like a house on fire. Gwaine would try and charm this mother fucker within an inch of his life, and it would fucking work. Merlin would go ask Kilgarrah for help, and that stupid fucking reptile would get upset and angsty if Gwaine didn’t turn up with him. Think Donkey and dragon from Shrek, but instead its bros pulling the worst pranks on Merlin but also fiercely protecting their dumb gay bitch with everything they have.
Voldemort was killed by a one-year-old and came back without a nose. All the Death Eaters and Dementors and whatnot were blindly following a man who had lost a game of “got your nose” to a baby.
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now