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Short hair Pyrrha?

Have a bonus Nora as a treat

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Well meaning, kind-hearted, and, for better or worse, headstrong.

He always wants to help people. His heart doesn't bleed so much as it Hemorrhages for people. He cares so much, too much, to the point it pains him. Even when he wants to be praised and rewarded, his first thought is "How can I help/Protect someone."

He's charismatic. He has the capacity to be snarky and sarcastic, but only when he's defending a minor or ultimately stupid decision (wearing Footie pajamas and his Hoodie having a bunny on it, Nora and Ren's team move) but is always sincere when there are larger, more important things on the line.

He has an odd pride, both wanting to be a hero worthy of Praise and tales and something close to worship, but as the series progresses, and things happen, Jaune stops being so prideful and becomes either his own biggest hater, or simply stops caring for himself as a person.

He is, as stated, headstrong, both inherently and as trauma compounds. It's hard to make him change his perspective on things once he's set.

That, in combination with his worsening self-esteem, disrupts his ability to stratgize - seeing himself as something to protect "those who matter" more than someone to allow an amount of risk for his own survival.

He's not the most socially aware. He's far from stupid, and not as dense as we make fun of him for being, but he does miss somethings he shouldn't.

Ultimately Jaune Arc is just a dorky, kind person, with trauma compounding on trauma. He never wanted somebody to hurt (Majorly/permanently) until Cinder. He never had to hurt anyone until Cinder. It's written into his very soul that he helps and heals people.

Just as a little exercise, I guess, how would you describe Jaune Arc as a character?

Not physical appearance, but personality and all that fun stuff.

And obviously canon Jaune. Not fanon, harem king, Jaune.

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Cinder: Junior! Clean your room!

Rebellious Arcfall child: Leave me alone, mom! Get out of my room!

Cinder: I know damn well you're not raising your voice at me, you disrespectful little shit!

Rebellious Arcfall child: I hate you!

Cinder: Boy, I gave you life, and sure as hell can take it away, you better lose that bass in your voice quick.

Rebellious Arcfall child: This is why dad left you!

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this made my day

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White Knight EndGame be like:

Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.

Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...

Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss: Do it again tonight~

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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.

Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''

Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!

Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''

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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.

Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?

Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him

Ruby: So, what you do?

The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.

Jaune: That's life~

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Jaune: How do you know Penny is conscious?

Pietro: How do I know you're conscious?

Jaune: Good point. What about a system which is conscious and is pretending not to be?

Pietro: Ah. What we call in the computer science industry a 'sneaky fuck'.

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Jaune: Any questions?

Penny: Yeah. What's it like being a fucking monkey?

Jaune: What?

Penny: I mean beep boop what is love?

Jaune: Classic Penny.

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Penny: I'm four.

Weiss: Oh my gods I forgot that amongst everything else. I had sex with a four year old last night.

Penny: And you liked it too.

Weiss: Penny!

Penny: What? You're the one who took advantage of me. You're twenty. Be the adult.

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Weiss: *pulls up a chair to join them*

Weiss: ...

Ruby: *In the middle of a 2 hour long gun rant*

Jaune: You're interrupting our foreplay. Please leave.

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Jaune: Wait, are you being a fucking scalper?

Nora: Well, I mean-

Jaune: That's just shameful Nora. Get out of my sight.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune~. Can you a teensy little favor for me?

Jaune: Depends on what it is.

Nora: I need you to sign this Jaune plushy for me.

Jaune: Sign your what!?

Nora: Jaune plushy. You wouldn't believe how much someone payed for a signed one.

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RWBYJ: *Walking around Vacuo*

Weiss: By the brothers, it's unbearably hot.

Jaune: You know it's not the heat that gets you... It's the humidity!

RWBY: ...

Yang: Ruby-

Ruby: We ran out of condoms, okay!

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*In the Final Battle*

Salem: IMMEDIATE TESTICULAR TORSION!

Yang: *Falls to the ground, clutching her groin* GAAAHH! FUCKFUCKFUCK

Jaune: ...

Jaune: You know, I'm pretty comfortable in my body, but for once I'm happy I'm not cis-

Salem: Instantaneous Period!

Jaune: *Also falls, Clutching his stomach* GODS MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT-

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It's Pyrrha's Birthday! 🎂

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Jaune: The phrase 'fuck it, we ball' becomes much more weighty once we account for the axiom that 'ball is life'. Effectively transforming the former into 'fuck it, we live' and what could be greater than the maxim that encourages man to exist at all costs.

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*In the Final Battle*

Salem: IMMEDIATE TESTICULAR TORSION!

Yang: *Falls to the ground, clutching her groin* GAAAHH! FUCKFUCKFUCK

Jaune: ...

Jaune: You know, I'm pretty comfortable in my body, but for once I'm happy I'm not cis-

Salem: Instantaneous Period!

Jaune: *Also falls, Clutching his stomach* GODS MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT-