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Have you ever gotten food poisoning from wall chicken?

"Nope. I never got food poisoning from eating that. I'm as healthy as an ox!"

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"Happy birthday Simon." Jewel had a nice picnic waiting for them both

"Oh, thank you, Jewel! I didn't know that you were going to surprise me on my birthday like this. I should hug you for this." Simon was beaming.

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"Simon!! Happy Birthday!!"

- @ariaacrossthemultiverse

"Thanks, Aria! I had almost forgotten about that!"

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Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers

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A certain caped 'kid' was peeking around the corner at Simon, a bit nervous for some reason on seeing him again after so long. Would he recognize the little Guy?

He took a deep breath before making his presence.

"Hey Simon..."

"Kid? It certainly has been a while since we last met." Simon greeted, indeed remembering the little guy from before. "How have things been in your place?"

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Cartographer offers Simon a large, juicy baby centipede as a gift. How does Simon respond?

"Uh, thank you?" Simon doesn't eat bugs, but he thought the baby centipede was an interesting bug.

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Could use a few more brain cells...

"Okay, now you're just pushing it!"

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Simon, you are too blond.

Point out a flaw of my muse and see their reaction!

"Oh, I'm sorry... Should I dye my hair red just to change that fact!?"

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"Who is Carmilla?" Danetta asked.

"Carmilla's a vampiress that is one of Dracula's henchmen." Simon explained to Danetta.

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Death, Dracula, Carmilla

"Oh god... Well, I guess I'd kiss Death, date Carmilla, and fight Dracula..."

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One flaw of yours is that you look like you're about to break your back when you whip things. Like... you just look like an old man

Point out a flaw of my muse and see their reaction!

"Seriously..? All you get out of it is that I look like an old man when I crack my whip!?"

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Poor sense of self preservation. But, in the best of ways.

Point out a flaw of my muse and see their reaction!

"It comes with vanquishing vampires."

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Samus, Zelda, Bayonetta.

send my muse three names and they'll tell you who they would kiss, date or fight

"Hmm... I'd kiss Zelda, date Samus..."

"And as for Bayonetta, I'd fight her for obvious reasons..."

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send my muse three names and they'll tell you who they would kiss, date or fight

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I know most of you don't reblog callouts and that's fine. You're under no obligations to reblog this. But if you could reblog and read this entire thread along with the doc it'd help me out a lot! Though be warned this thread has A FUCK TON of triggering content. If you don't wanna read it beacuse of that, that's perfectly okay too. Just reblogging this would help. This whole thread and doc talks about a genuinely dangerous groomer that used to be in the rpc, who made fake pedo accusations against someone else in the rpc, and is still being terrible to their victim. I promise wouldn't be asking this if it wasn't genuinely important!

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((This will be my last OOC thing, I promise! I decided to reunite with some friends, as they weren't bad at all. I gave my friends a second chance to RP with me on here! Just one wasn't that nice, so they will stay in blocked hell forever!))

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((I have updated rule 8! That's the rule on how I ship with other muses. How I had it before sounded a bit too harsh, so I decided to change it. Hopefully it's better for individuals that want are interested in shipping!))