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Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Season Four Episode Twenty-One

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Sabrina The Teenage Witch Father Christmas was right. All the hoopla of Christmas isn’t as important as spending time with your family.

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Fun fact: Nick Bakay is the voice of Salem.

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In fact, I have a confession to make. I didn’t come here to quiz you tonight. I came because I had to work, and, well, all my family’s way on the other side of the realm. And, well, I kind of get lonely during the holidays.

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May I take your cape?

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We’re all set. Except I need a costume.

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Back so soon? Yeah, I still need one more plant for my second potion, but I thought I’d come back and see if Valerie was still here so I could apologise.

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It looked like your book bag was just floating behind you.

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Sabrina, you woke me up. Whatever happened to quiet desperation?

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Dear Lord! You’re green with envy. You have jealotosis. Jealousy will take over you and your world. All is lost. But I wouldn’t worry about it.

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I love being a witch. So that’s your decision? But I can’t live without seeing my mother. Man, you’re sure you realise what this means? Your powers will be gone forever. You won’t even be able to do card tricks. This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make. I’ve made up my mind.

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Paula Abdul really knows how to pick a man. I love her.

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Sabrina, come on, you’re doing okay. You have to be brave.

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What do you think about acrylics? Oh, I like them. But I’m prone to fungus.

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Sabrina? What’s going on? Am I finished? I didn’t wanna wake you, but drool tends to short out your keyboard. No, I’m glad you did.

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Hey, Salem, are my aunts around? I’ve got a smile and an entire cheesecake. What do you think?