No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
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the hardest fucking line in the show
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What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell
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id suck the tattoos right off that guy
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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.
"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."
"Yo."
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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there should be a heart key on the keyboard
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i wish I was rich so I could afford cool things like a vacation every once in awhile, a massage for my chronically hurting upper back/body and a house and car
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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