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Just finished watching season 2 of yellowjackets with my friend, and god damn I feel empty. At least the cliffhangers weren't that bad, but like having to wait for season 3 for unknown period 😭

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Nikto either is completely aroace, and has no interest in any sort of intimacy OR he is that asshole who picks up one night stands at bars but it wont even last the whole night, mans gone before the other comes down from the high.

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Reader being a part of/used to be a part of the GHOSTS squad and maybe they have the word tattooed on them somewhere and one day Ghost walks up to them with a sharpie marker and puts an apostrophe between the T and S.

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Simon 'Ghost' Riley would do this:

https://pin.it/fgHVNUu

Change my fckng mind...

Actually pls don't

(Edit: fixed the link to be actual link. Sorry im a dumbass 🤷‍♂️)

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Horangi, Soap and... König....

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"die cumrag" or whatever tf krauser said to leon

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Doing this with Sub!König mmmm yesh. (Fem)

LITERAL P○R|\| LINK TO twt

SO 18+ ONLY MMKAY

MDNI :D

Link bcs mobile cant add cut :(

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The thought of sitting on vendetta Leon Kennedys face just won't leave my head. It's been two days already.....

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big tsukishima, kenma, suna, sakusa, fukutachi, bakugou, shinso, dabi, shigaraki, geto, megumi, toji energy

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excited for octoberkinktober because it means i'll get to read the filthiest smuts

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I was vibin, just enjoying the silence of a shitty box fan and the shuffling of people cooking, when I had the Biggest Realization I've had since I realized that Aizawa fucking sucks.

Izuku is fucking terrifying and the fact that he's still alive is a terrifying factor.

So, I know for a fact most Tumblr users don't actually know jack shit about Medical Science, or anything actually medical based, but follow along to this simple logic and f e a r.

When we see Izuku use OFA, we see his skin light up with lines and markings that are, seemingly, random. Have you ever wondered what those were coming from?

To simplify, that is OFA in it's purest self. It's OFA's energy cresting his Veins. Notice how I italicized Veins. That is important.

Now, I have to explain Quirks a little bit.

Quirks function via a Gene called the "Plus Alpha" Gene, which is the DNA Strand that makes Quirks work.

(For those not good with DNA, a DNA Strand is like a book, and the overall collection of DNA is like a cookbook, or Library, based on your bodily functions.)

The Plus Alpha gene runs through the Veins, and from there it whips up Quirk Activation Factors, which makes quirks do quirky things.

Now, OFA is stronk, and when it's doing it's Quirk Things, sending Plus Alpha activators around the body, that's why Izuku's body lights up like a line of Christmas Lights.

This was what gave me the realization.

Izuku has never directly broken his bones by using OFA.

His Veins Explode With The Force To Destroy His Body.

AND HE STILL STANDS AND IS AWAKE, AFTER DOING THAT SEVERAL TIMES OVER!

wHAT THE fucK IS THIS BOY MADE OF??????

Like, fuck all y'all who keep saying he's a Soft Boyo who need protecting, he can snap you in half like a god damn pretzel with his 6-pack abs, which are canon, and his Pain Resistance of GOD.

Fear the green bean, Respect the green bean, Praise the green bean.

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There's a lot of MHA AUs out there but apperently not Rally Driver AU, at least I didn't find one.

Now, I will not be writing one, but I did headcanon and brainstorm some.

Please consider that I'm not expert with terms and how things exactly work (even tho I watch some WRC). But this is an AU, and things don't have to be accurate and they can be bend to work with plot mmkay.

Now you'd think that there'd be Team Baku and Team Deku, whether in same stable or whatever. But I can't see Mido as driver.

So, Driver Bakugou and Driver Todoroki. Not sure is Team is the right word, but here are some roles I headcanonned.

Bakugou- Driver

Kirishima- Baku's Co-Driver (On Leave)

Sero- Baku's Current Co-Driver

Kaminari- Baku's Main Mechanic

Ashido- Person Who Does Speaking for Baku 'cuz He Isn't Allowed Any More (On Leave w/ Kiri)

Other's in Bakugou's Team- Tokoyami, Jirou

Todoroki- Driver

Midoriya- Todo's Co-Driver

Main Mechanic- Iida

On-Camera PR Person(???)- Uraraka

Other's in Todoroki's Team- Yaoyorozu, Asui, Ojiro

So these are just what I've come up with for now. Feel free to reply to this and brainstorm this more, I'm happy to talk about this!

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All Might: How’s life?

Midoriya: So much panic; very little disco.

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At the end of BNHA all the Todoroki siblings are home and Rei goes to put up all of their baby pictures:

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For all your trans needs may I present

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Shouto x GN S/O who films spicy content IDEA

cw: consensual filming of sex/sexual activities, being walked in on, After UA setting aka both are adults!

MDNI!

Shouto's S/O having a small hobby of filming themselves masturbating (ph/of/stream), anonymous of course never showing their face, but stopping for a while when they started dating, not sure how their boyfriend would take it.

After a while they start to miss the thrill of filming themselves. The sex with Shouto was good, amazing actually, but old habits die hard. They decide to tell Shouto, and after showing their portfolio of videos and photos, surprisingly Shouto was okay with it all. So okay that he wouldn't mind them continuing.

First it was 'Playing with myself while my Boyfriend watches', then Shouto started getting more curious and interested;

'Boyfriend touches me in front of camera'

'Boyfriend using toys on me'

'Giving head to Boyfriend'

'Late night fuck with my Boyfriend'

Etc.

The whole time their faces wasn't shown, and they didn't plan to.

One night at Shouto's, things get heated and advance. While in Shouto's room, at the house he still shares with his father, he decides to film their activities.

In middle of the session, S/O's legs spread for the camera with Shouto pounding them, Endeavor decides to inspect what's the noise coming from his sons room.

Of course without knocking, he opens the door and steps into the room, horrified of the sight. Shouto's head snaps at his father and he smirks. "Boyfriends dad walks in on us, sounds like a good video, right babe?"

Endeavor is shookth of the implication of his son publishing such videos on the internet and walks out with the bang of the door closing. He'd had enough of the new generation. Shouto however, is pleased with managing to find one more way to piss off his father.

If this inspired you, feel free to write a fic or use this idea BUT please tag me there :D