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New person: "are you a yapper?"

Me: "only if provoked."

New person *accidentally provoking me*: "i don't know what that means, i just wanted to talk about whether or not superman is the best superhero"

Me *takes a deep inhale about to unleash the yapper pit bull that lives inside me"

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Ao3 and Tumblr are the two professors that have a well established professional rivalry in the department,

And it turns out they're married.

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I have a very specific type of knowledge.

My coworkers must be so confused cause,

I've got a rant locked in on random topics like how turkey vultures protect the environment by eating roadkill, and the life and death of Jumbo the elephant,

But the rest of the time it's just me staring blankly, being like

"Sorry you got repeat that in a slower and more interesting way for me."

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Melting 🫠 Life complete ✔️

More Dwobbit Frodo! This time it’s baby Frodo with his adad! I was given on discord the idea dwarves wearing baby wraps to carry their babies with them and I loved it so much I just knew I had to draw Thorin carrying Frodo in one. In the first one Frodos maybe 1 years old? His crazy amount of hair is explained by his dwarven genes lmfaoo. In the second one he’s maybe a few months old. Anyway- I love the trope of a tough guy with a small babe, that’s literally them.

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I hope history finds these when they try to say they were roommates

"the arcane fandom will never understand brotherly love..." my brother in christ i am the middle child. i have not had a waking moment where i wasn't intimately aware of platonic/sibling affection and how it functions. those motherfuckers were GAY

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Gay people love having breakups before theyre even together, and then get together anyway

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My friends asking how I am post-arcane act 3

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These shows are single-handedly trying to cure my father issues

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I just got tired of only seeing Tumblr posts approved by instagram