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Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.
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Today while showering I got the idea for a three player RPG. One player is the GM, one player plays as a knight, and the third plays as their horse.
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Never in my mind i ever thought of the possibility drawing stained glass demon but i did and it was so cool.
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The evil twin "which one do I shoot" cliche except the other guy looks nothing like you and you're starting to worry I'm just looking for an excuse to shoot you.
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Mermaid rising from the sea, 1930 by Henry John Stock (English, 1853–1930)
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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