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Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads

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mahito was a fucked up little guy but I gotta thank him for dropping choso’s curse womb into the body of the hottest alt baddie he could get his hands on.

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Not to defend Ianthe but if I was the ugly twin, especially to the point where the first thing ppl notice is how much hotter my twin is I would also be a little insane. Couple that with actually being the more talented twin (the one thing you have over the other) but you have to help your twin and pretend like she is the more talented one, I think Ianthe can commit a few war crimes, a few cannibalistic murders, as a treat

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Little captive star

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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finally got the motivation to finish this sketch

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

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A pair of polar bears (Ursus maritimus) in Manitoba, Canada.

by Sean Crane

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru / Mahito, (implied) Getou Suguru / Gojo Satoru Characters: Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru, Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen) Additional Tags: Graphic Description, Self-Harm, not really but just to be safe, self inflicted wound, graphic depiction of wounds, Wounds, Power Dynamics, Power Play, Dom/sub Undertones, Implied/Referenced Satosugu, Implied/Referenced Cannibalism, Fucked Up, Throat Fucking, but like… the wrong way, Mahito does that thing from MADK (don’t say I didn’t warn you), Shapeshifting, Oral Sex, Body Horror, Body Modification, Blood and Gore, Blood and Injury, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Consensual Sex, it’s wild that this one applies here, Getou Suguru Has a Big Dick, Come Swallowing, Come Eating, identity theft is not a joke Mahito Summary:

Tension hangs thick in the air between them as Kenjaku leisurely makes his way towards him, measuredly circling him like a lion, inspecting the state of his body, taking in the evidence of the damage he almost brought to their cause. Mahito loves it and hates it at the same time. There’s a dark, unsettling edge to the anticipation steadily building inside of him, tempered by the inscrutable weight of Kenjaku’s eyes on him. No matter how many times Mahito has found himself in that position before, it instils genuine terror into him. It activates something panicked and instinctual within him. The uncertainty, the shapelessness of it screams danger, danger, danger.

OR: Mahito gets on Kenjaku’s bad side and he knows just the way to soften him up.

[ art credits to @bornfreakdraws​ (aka: me) ]

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*pats Mahito on the head* this bad boy can fit so many raisined up human souls

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Nothing to say just

Based on this tweet!

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a beast of some sort

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doodles

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THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SM ToT

Prints, stickers etc!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. From left to right, full body of Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, Colin, and the Guide sleeping on a plush red velvet bed together, snuggling in a line. Nandor is in a patterned tunic and trousers, feet bare, and is spooned up behind Guillermo with his right arm around his waist, hand reaching across him to Nadja's hip. His left arm is stretched out above their heads and his right foot is bent up to wedge itself between Guillermo's legs. He smiles dreamily as he drools into Guillermo's hair. Guillermo is wearing a black tee shirt, grey sweatpants, and white socks. He is laying on his side, back snug against Nandor with his right arm thrown around Nadja and his left arm trapped against his chest. His right leg is hiked up over her thigh. Nadja is wearing a loose dark purple chemise with long sleeves, fishnet stockings held up by suspenders, and no shoes. She is laying on her back, mouth slack in sleep, with her right arm wrapped around Guillermo's shoulders and her left arm thrown up above her, fingers tangling with Nandor's. Her legs are splayed akimbo, right knee fighting for space with Nandor's foot between Guillermo's legs and left leg tossed over Laszlo to tangle their ankles together. Laszlo is wearing a cream nightshirt and socks with garters and is tucked up against Nadja's opposite side, face wedged up in the crook of her neck. His left arm is tucked around her waist, wedging under Guillermo's arm to touch his fingers to Nandor's. Both of his legs are tucked up beneath Nadja's left hip, left leg lifted slightly to hook their ankles together. Colin Robinson, fully dressed in an argyle sweater, cords, and dress shoes in various shades of beige, is spooning Laszlo with his legs tucked right up against his. His left arm is threaded under Laszlo's to reach Nadja, where he idly palms her breast. His right arm is braced against the bed for his head to lean upon. Colin appears to be the only one awake, and looks up at the viewer with a knowing smile. The Guide, also fully dressed in black boots, skirt, jacket, and gloves, is spooning Colin, almost as if she snuck into the cuddle pile after everyone else was already in bed. She smiles contentedly with her cheek pressed against his shoulder, hands gripping his shoulders and knees tucked behind his.

2. Same image in a close up just on their heads. /end ID

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Idle transportation mahitooooooo!